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A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring  Cory0210 as Male Oprah!
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''A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring  Cory0210 as Male Oprah!''
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== [[Image:MaleOprah_Upcoming.png‎|center]]<div style="color:#efdfbd;">Upcoming Show</div> ==
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Cory has left Egypt, and Male Oprah has been canceled. Have fun, and read BooBoo's blog.
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Elfus: *Looking for Topics for tomorrow's male oprah show!*
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cory0210: <-- Wishing his producer will acutally help!
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Elfus: I gave you some topic, but you found them to... evil.
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cory0210: Ya think?
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Elfus: You disagreed with them, that is enough :D
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Philadelphia: I have a topic!
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Philadelphia: the number of widows is more than the number of widowers. What can be done?
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Philadelphia: luv philly (aka twice widowed spider)
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MariahBoPeep: Send some of the competition to Sogdiana?
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cory0210: Male oprah in oh... 20 minutes people.
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MariahBoPeep: what's the topic??
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MariahBoPeep: wants to be a heckler
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cory0210: you know, I should know hwat it is... but.. I don't... *SCRAMS FOR ELFUS*
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cory0210: The following Male Oprah (in 15 minutes) is brought to you by MarPeep productions, a subdivision of PRET.
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cory0210: Let it be known that it is a public service announcemnet, as well.
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MariahBoPeep: chokes backstage
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cory0210: *CRASHES* What do you mean? GASP!
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cory0210: *random band noises*
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cory0210: *booms* male oprah as soon as marPeep gets back *crash*
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Elfus: That should be Elfus Productions!
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Orrin: no longer has a board and is uber lazy
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cory0210: *whistles while he graps elfus and shoves hime behind the curtans* YOU DECIDE TO SHOWUP NOW? *slapping noises*
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Elfus: Behave if you still want prizes for your show, afk for 5 min
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cory0210: *taps his foot* where are mar and elfus! My audience needs me!
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MariahBoPeep: *hides in the back of the audience*
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Elfus: Present!
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BlackBeast: You're late!
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Elfus: you better be quiet, or we'll do the suggested topic :D
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cory0210: yay!
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cory0210: *stops playing snood on his pod with an i*
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cory0210: *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
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cory0210: da da da da du da da du da dum!
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cory0210: WELCOME TO MALE OPRAH!
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cory0210: you may cheer for me.
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MariahBoPeep: YAYA!
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Orrin: rotten eggs! get yer rotten eggs here!
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cory0210: Anywho!
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Elfus: *Sponsered by the one and only, me!*
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cory0210: Today,Orrin has stated something incredible.
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MariahBoPeep: orrin...I need 2 of those
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Elfus: *thinks Mariah wants to plunge the world into evil*
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cory0210: When questioned over why he was being so very quiet lately, his response was two words " pregnancy hormones"
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cory0210: Care to explain Orrin?
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Orrin: no
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Elfus: He's going to make evil little offspring!
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Orrin: It's much more amusing if I dont
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cory0210: *cough*
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cory0210: *pulls orrin backstage*
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Orrin: that's *NOT* how you do it Cory...
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cory0210: *shoves orrin onto stage alone* explain!
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Elfus: *Since this was suggested by me* It is kinda a general story, people get bored and leave, find more exciting games etc.
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cory0210: Please, do go on elfus. *fires marPeep*
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Orrin: so your solution is?
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Elfus: BURN the Teppy!
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Orrin: can I just point out we've had this convo many times, we formed PRET to try and run more event with that, that went nicely for a bit, then everything screwed up and is current;y screwed up cos the other half of the script-writing team has logged on in ages
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MariahBoPeep: Elfus...I heard you say the other day u wanted to run people out of Egypt..to lower test pass scores...care to talk about THAT?  *hand Elus the mic*
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Orrin: I can't write decent scripts solo
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Elfus: Yes Orrin, but we were stuck on Show topics
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Elfus: Mariah doesn't seem to understand sarcasm
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cory0210: I must say, my guilds do not light up anymore.
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Elfus: The marvelous idea of making players quit to have easier test passes was suggested to me by <somedude>
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Orrin: come on then, I offer you all a challenge. Suggest to me a decent, viable event, and I'llsee if I can do it
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MariahBoPeep: *doesn't understand YOUR sarcasm*
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Orrin: I'm all open for storyline suggestions/event ideas
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cory0210: It's those pregnancy hormones, dontcha know?
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MariahBoPeep: oh pass the buck!
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cory0210: Current game population: 1015.
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MariahBoPeep: takes back the mic
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Elfus: Current active players population: ?.
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MariahBoPeep: ya know Elfus..some of us LIKE people! ya know who likes people?
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cory0210: Probably 900.
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Orrin: 900 is *really* generous
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BlackBeast: Santa Claus likes people.
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MariahBoPeep: *turns to face crowd* kuupid likes people!  kuupid for  DP!
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cory0210: *turns around and shows his kuupiDP shirt*
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Orrin: that's not news. That's certainty
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Elfus: what are your numbers, Orrin?
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BlackBeast: And that's how Obama won the elections.
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Orrin: 800 active, 600 unique
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Orrin: maybe 500 unique
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Wrongskian: there's actually only 3 players here. they just do a lot of multi-tasking
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cory0210: I think I see more than three players in htis chat...
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MariahBoPeep: but they aren't talkin :P
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BlackBeast: Don't include mules!
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Orrin: If you think you have a good idea, send me a chat with it. I leave it at that
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Elfus: Does anyone have a good idea?
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MariahBoPeep: <--rarely has any ideas at all
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Elfus: Let's talk about MJ!
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BlackBeast: He's dead!
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Elfus: Is he? Or is he like Zeus, to be hiding somewhere, doing his dark dealings in secrecy?
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MariahBoPeep: Let's tar and glitter Orrin
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BlackBeast: 2 tombs to check...
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MariahBoPeep: I think he's hiding in BB's turban
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Elfus: what do people think of his relationship with children? or his plastic-face?
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cory0210: ----------
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Elfus: *Tries to keep the show going while cory is folding laundry, sigh*
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cory0210: Da da da dum!
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cory0210: Thank you, all five of you, for coming to the male oprah show! Sorry if it did not please you today!
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cory0210: -----
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<div style="background-color:#E8F6FA; text-align:center; -moz-border-radius:15px; width: 930px"><span style="font-family: Agency FB; font-size: 18pt">October 11, 2009: "BooBoo's Birthday Bash!"</span></div>
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cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
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cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
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airship!
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cory0210: To begin with....
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cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
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BooBoo: omg ty ty :D  *blushes
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cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
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BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
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Choltai: <claps>
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Elfus: *Applause*
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Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
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Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
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cory0210: *her
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Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
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BooBoo: him ?  omg, looks down
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cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
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cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
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BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
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cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
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Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
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cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
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cory0210: BooBoo!
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BooBoo: :D
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Crone: lol
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cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
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cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
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BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
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cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
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cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
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cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
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BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D  and teppy
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Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
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cory0210: Serious.
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BooBoo: seriously....
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cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
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cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
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cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that
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Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
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could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo
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and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a
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peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was
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great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time
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with friends.
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cory0210: Care to comment on that?
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cory0210: (March 25, 2009
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BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
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to document great days.
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kuupid: boo
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BooBoo: kuupid :D
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cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
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cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
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kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
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BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
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cory0210: I see.
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kuupid: lol
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cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
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BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
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cory0210: March 12, 2009:
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cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather
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round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and
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paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me
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last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was
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sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
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event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth
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the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
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come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I
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have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the
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clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't
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changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting
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right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've
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only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
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BooBoo: well....
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cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
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BooBoo: ahhh no
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cory0210: Internal clock problems?
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BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
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kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
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cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
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BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be
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right again
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cory0210: I see.
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cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
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Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
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BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
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Choltai: Awwwww!
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Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
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BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
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BooBoo: but ty so much for asking...
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cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
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BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
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Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
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kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
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Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
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BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
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RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
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BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
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BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya..... 
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kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
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BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
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BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
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kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
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kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
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BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
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cory0210: Any more questions?
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Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
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Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
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cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
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BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
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Choltai: That is so sweet!  Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
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cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
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Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
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cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
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cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
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Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig.
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BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
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Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah
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Morrigan:  I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck
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and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart 
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Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
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Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
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my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
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Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
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Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
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Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing
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roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
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Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got
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Darwishi: ^.^
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Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
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no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
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Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
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Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm
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just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking
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Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
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BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
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Choltai: <claps along>
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Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke
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cause I'm fabulous
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Crone: *dancing*
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Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my
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no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody)
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Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah)
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Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
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BooBoo: *** clap clap clap  YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
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Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
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Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
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cory0210: There you have it!
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Morrigan: Yayas forever....
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cory0210: CLAP@
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cory0210: CLAP
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cory0210: CLAP
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Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
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cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
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BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
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Crone: YAYA
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BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
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cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
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cory0210: A note from our sponser!
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Morrigan: what depression?
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Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
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BlackBeast: Nothing :D
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Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
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cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events
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system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
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BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
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cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
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cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
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Morrigan: So screw the father...
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cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
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BlackBeast: Heh :D
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Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
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kuupid: he might like to be screwed
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cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
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cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
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Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
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cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
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Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
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Crone: :))
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BooBoo: lol
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cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
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BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
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Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
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Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
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Choltai: <laughs>
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Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
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cory0210: one minute left.
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BlackBeast: Finish him!
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BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2  minutes
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cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
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cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
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BlackBeast: xD
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cory0210: BZZZZ
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cory0210: Times up!
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BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
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cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer,
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not valid in srillanka.
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BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
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Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
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Crone: Sagen
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BooBoo: Sagen
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Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
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Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
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Morrigan:  I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
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I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
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that's on his heart
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BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
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Sagen: bows
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cory0210: Okay!
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Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
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Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
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BlackBeast: And the winner is:
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cory0210: SAGEN!
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Khaemwaset: <applauds>
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BlackBeast: I failed...
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BooBoo: clap clap
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Crone: *clap clap*
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BlackBeast: nukes!
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cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
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Crone: I fear gaming though
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Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
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BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
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cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
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Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
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cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
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Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
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BooBoo: lol
 +
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
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BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
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Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
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Morrigan: haha BB
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Choltai: LOL
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BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
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cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
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BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
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cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
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BooBoo: smacks cory0210
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Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
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cory0210: Oh no!
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BlackBeast: xD
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cory0210: Okay!
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cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
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Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
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Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
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BooBoo: throws mud at cory
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BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
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cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
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BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
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cory0210: Hookah.
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Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
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Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
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cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
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Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
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cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
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cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
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cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
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Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
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Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
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Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
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cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
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BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
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Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
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Morrigan: :P
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Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
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cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
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cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
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Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
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Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
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Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
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cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
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Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
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Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
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Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
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Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
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cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
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cory0210: "On a more serious note".
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cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
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Crone: no?!
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Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
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cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
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cory0210: Editorial:    Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly
 +
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people
 +
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin
 +
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one
 +
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
 +
hatred and death.
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cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
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cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
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cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
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cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
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cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the
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opposite of the modern day swastika.
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cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
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Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
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cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
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BooBoo: Off with his head
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Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
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cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
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Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
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Morrigan: :)
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cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production(with our Lead Producer Elfus) in association with PRET>
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cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
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Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
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cory0210: CORY OUT!
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*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
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cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
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cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
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cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
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known as "On a more serious note.".
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cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
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BlueGrass: Yay
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cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
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Sindelicious: yep
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cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
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Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
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Tzalaa: typical male...
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cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
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truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
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Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
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Crone: *clap clap*
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Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
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cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
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MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
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cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
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Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
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Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
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cory0210: Thats fabulous!
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Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
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Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
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Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
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cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
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cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
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cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
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Yerbouti: But of course!
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Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
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Sefet: All set to go!
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cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
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Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
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cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
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MariahBoPeep: lmao
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Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma.
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cory0210: Oh Burn!
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MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
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Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat
 +
her butt needs its own breezeway.
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cory0210: What a dis!
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BooBoo: lmao
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Yerbouti:  Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
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Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
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Egypt are in her pants!
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Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
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cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
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Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
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BooBoo: omg that is fat
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Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
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cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
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Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma.
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cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
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Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
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Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week.
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RosieRazor: lol
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Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
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Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
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Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
 +
in her rolls!
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cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
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RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
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Crone: lots of points for that cicada
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Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
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cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
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Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
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Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays.
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Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
 +
before she could start sleeping inside!
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cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
 +
lightening round!
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cory0210: 3
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cory0210: 2
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cory0210: 1
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cory0210: Goooooo!
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Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
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Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
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Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
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Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life
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Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
 +
ritual torches
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Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles! 
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Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
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Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
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Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
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cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
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Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
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Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
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Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
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EvilSnowman: Ha!
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Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
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cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
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Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
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BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
 +
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
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RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
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Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
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cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
 +
you think won?
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cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
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and Gardnes Awards!
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cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
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truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
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cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
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Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
 +
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
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cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
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Elfus: Hello everyone!
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Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
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Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
 +
Katma: hi
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Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
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ombori: hi
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cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
 +
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
 +
Tzalaa: whyever not?
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Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
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cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
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BooBoo: and at cory also
 +
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
 +
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
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Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
 +
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
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cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
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Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
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Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
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cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
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Crone: *clap clap*
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BooBoo: clap clap
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Crone: looks at Katma
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Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
 +
Rania: woot Halana :)
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IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
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Tzalaa: woohoo
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cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
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BooBoo: clap clap
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truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
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Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
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BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
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cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
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Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
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Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
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truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
 +
BooBoo: clap clap
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cory0210: In third place is...
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Rania: clap clap
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Elfus: Shemei!
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Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
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BooBoo: clap clap
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Sefet: *clap clap*
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Then we have Dustitwister!
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truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
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cory0210: And the winner is....
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Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
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Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
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Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
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truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
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Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
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Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
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BooBoo: woooooott  Congrats clap clap
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DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
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Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
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cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
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cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
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Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
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Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
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Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
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cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
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truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
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Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
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Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid  :)
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Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
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cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
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Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
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Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino
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cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
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Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
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Elfus: You didn't enter either
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cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
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cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
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Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
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Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
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Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
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Crone: have to admit, this was fun
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BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
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cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
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cory0210: Okay folks!
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Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
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Orrin: that's being thought about...
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cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
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Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
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Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
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cory0210: There will be crone.
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cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
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cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
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cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
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cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
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cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
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cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
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Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
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cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
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cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
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Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to
 +
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo
 +
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
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support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
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the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab.  This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer).  It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt!  So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!!  It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.
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All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.
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*Teppy Basher: Sagen
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*Birthday Queen: BooBoo
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*Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
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*Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
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*Momma Punisher: Sefet
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*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
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*Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy
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Credits:<br>  
 
Credits:<br>  
 
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
 
Lead Producer: Elfus<br>
 
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
 
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild<br>
 
A PRET Production.<br>
 
A PRET Production.<br>
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A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!

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Upcoming Show

Cory has left Egypt, and Male Oprah has been canceled. Have fun, and read BooBoo's blog.

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Past Shows

Unknown Date: "The End"
Elfus: *Looking for Topics for tomorrow's male oprah show!*
cory0210: <-- Wishing his producer will acutally help!
Elfus: I gave you some topic, but you found them to... evil.
cory0210: Ya think?
Elfus: You disagreed with them, that is enough :D
Philadelphia: I have a topic!
Philadelphia: the number of widows is more than the number of widowers. What can be done? 
Philadelphia: luv philly (aka twice widowed spider)
MariahBoPeep: Send some of the competition to Sogdiana?
cory0210: Male oprah in oh... 20 minutes people.
MariahBoPeep: what's the topic?? 
MariahBoPeep: wants to be a heckler
cory0210: you know, I should know hwat it is... but.. I don't... *SCRAMS FOR ELFUS*
cory0210: The following Male Oprah (in 15 minutes) is brought to you by MarPeep productions, a subdivision of PRET. 
cory0210: Let it be known that it is a public service announcemnet, as well.
MariahBoPeep: chokes backstage
cory0210: *CRASHES* What do you mean? GASP! 
cory0210: *random band noises*
cory0210: *booms* male oprah as soon as marPeep gets back *crash*
Elfus: That should be Elfus Productions!
Orrin: no longer has a board and is uber lazy
cory0210: *whistles while he graps elfus and shoves hime behind the curtans* YOU DECIDE TO SHOWUP NOW? *slapping noises*
Elfus: Behave if you still want prizes for your show, afk for 5 min
cory0210: *taps his foot* where are mar and elfus! My audience needs me!
MariahBoPeep: *hides in the back of the audience*
Elfus: Present!
BlackBeast: You're late!
Elfus: you better be quiet, or we'll do the suggested topic :D
cory0210: yay!
cory0210: *stops playing snood on his pod with an i*
cory0210: *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
cory0210: da da da da du da da du da dum!
cory0210: WELCOME TO MALE OPRAH!
cory0210: you may cheer for me.
MariahBoPeep: YAYA!
Orrin: rotten eggs! get yer rotten eggs here!
cory0210: Anywho!
Elfus: *Sponsered by the one and only, me!*
cory0210: Today,Orrin has stated something incredible.
MariahBoPeep: orrin...I need 2 of those
Elfus: *thinks Mariah wants to plunge the world into evil*
cory0210: When questioned over why he was being so very quiet lately, his response was two words " pregnancy hormones"
cory0210: Care to explain Orrin?
Orrin: no
Elfus: He's going to make evil little offspring!
Orrin: It's much more amusing if I dont
cory0210: *cough* 
cory0210: *pulls orrin backstage*
Orrin: that's *NOT* how you do it Cory...
cory0210: *shoves orrin onto stage alone* explain!
Elfus: *Since this was suggested by me* It is kinda a general story, people get bored and leave, find more exciting games etc.
cory0210: Please, do go on elfus. *fires marPeep*
Orrin: so your solution is?
Elfus: BURN the Teppy!
Orrin: can I just point out we've had this convo many times, we formed PRET to try and run more event with that, that went nicely for a bit, then everything screwed up and is current;y screwed up cos the other half of the script-writing team has logged on in ages
MariahBoPeep: Elfus...I heard you say the other day u wanted to run people out of Egypt..to lower test pass scores...care to talk about THAT?  *hand Elus the mic*
Orrin: I can't write decent scripts solo
Elfus: Yes Orrin, but we were stuck on Show topics
Elfus: Mariah doesn't seem to understand sarcasm
cory0210: I must say, my guilds do not light up anymore.
Elfus: The marvelous idea of making players quit to have easier test passes was suggested to me by <somedude>
Orrin: come on then, I offer you all a challenge. Suggest to me a decent, viable event, and I'llsee if I can do it
MariahBoPeep: *doesn't understand YOUR sarcasm*
Orrin: I'm all open for storyline suggestions/event ideas
cory0210: It's those pregnancy hormones, dontcha know?
MariahBoPeep: oh pass the buck!
cory0210: Current game population: 1015. 
MariahBoPeep: takes back the mic
Elfus: Current active players population: ?.
MariahBoPeep: ya know Elfus..some of us LIKE people! ya know who likes people? 
cory0210: Probably 900.
Orrin: 900 is *really* generous
BlackBeast: Santa Claus likes people.
MariahBoPeep: *turns to face crowd* kuupid likes people!  kuupid for  DP!
cory0210: *turns around and shows his kuupiDP shirt*
Orrin: that's not news. That's certainty
Elfus: what are your numbers, Orrin?
BlackBeast: And that's how Obama won the elections.
Orrin: 800 active, 600 unique
Orrin: maybe 500 unique
Wrongskian: there's actually only 3 players here. they just do a lot of multi-tasking
cory0210: I think I see more than three players in htis chat...
MariahBoPeep: but they aren't talkin :P
BlackBeast: Don't include mules!
Orrin: If you think you have a good idea, send me a chat with it. I leave it at that
Elfus: Does anyone have a good idea?
MariahBoPeep: <--rarely has any ideas at all
Elfus: Let's talk about MJ!
BlackBeast: He's dead!
Elfus: Is he? Or is he like Zeus, to be hiding somewhere, doing his dark dealings in secrecy?
MariahBoPeep: Let's tar and glitter Orrin
BlackBeast: 2 tombs to check...
MariahBoPeep: I think he's hiding in BB's turban
Elfus: what do people think of his relationship with children? or his plastic-face?
cory0210: ----------
Elfus: *Tries to keep the show going while cory is folding laundry, sigh*
cory0210: Da da da dum!
cory0210: Thank you, all five of you, for coming to the male oprah show! Sorry if it did not please you today!
cory0210: -----


October 11, 2009: "BooBoo's Birthday Bash!"
cory0210: Flight attendents, please crosscheck and prepare for takeoff.
cory0210: Hello everyone, and welcome to male oprah! Today we have a jam packed show for you, all broadcast from a fictional
airship!
cory0210: To begin with....
cory0210: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBOOO@
BooBoo: omg ty ty :D  *blushes
cory0210: Come on everyone, congradulate her on yet another 29th!
BooBoo: i would like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that helped me get to 29 again :D
Choltai: <claps>
Elfus: *Applause*
Crone: yes lets congratulate him with getting a year older... which means, sorry to say closer to... you know.
Crone: Happy birthday anyways BooBoo
cory0210: *her
Crone: sorry sorry... her :))
BooBoo: him ?  omg, looks down
cory0210: Okay, so, we have numerous festivities planned to mark this even!
cory0210: Most of which are BooBoo central!
BooBoo: pushes her boobies off the keyboard
cory0210: To start, we have.... The Male Oprah Book Club!
Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo BooBoo BooBoo
cory0210: As you all know, we honor anindividual each month for excellence in writing, and this moth its....
cory0210: BooBoo!
BooBoo: :D
Crone: lol
cory0210: Every day (nearly) she contributes a peice of literature to the egyptian database.
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/User:BooBoo
BooBoo: ty i couldn't do the blog without all of the wonderful people of Egypt.
cory0210: Ranging from embarassing moments in her real life, to serious issues.
cory0210: BooBoo's blog encompasses all.
cory0210: So, lets talk about it BooBoo. What drives you to write eachday?
BooBoo: crazy real life drives me... and annoying things about egypt :D  and teppy
Crone: is this the more serious part, or is this the teppy bashing?
cory0210: Serious.
BooBoo: seriously....
cory0210: So, I've picked a small peice from your blog I'd like to share with everyone:
cory0210: Girls Will Be Girls
cory0210: Girls will be Girls. My neighbor Pitaboo and I were showing our fellow YaYa Kelly around the new decorations that 
Kaayru worked on yesterday. Well, leave it to Kelly to decide the new cushiony potted trees looked like cupcakes and she
 could play hide and seek in them. All of a sudden, Kelly was in the tree (you can see her ponytail and arm) and Pitaboo 
and I were in the cupcake (which the pots under the trees will now be forever known as) BryceCicada came over to take a 
peek at the new cupcakes and snake, as well as VicVic. All of a sudden a hookah appeared and everyone was partying. It was 
great to just hang out in Egypt not doing much of anything except the most important thing you can do, have a great time 
with friends.
cory0210: Care to comment on that?
cory0210: (March 25, 2009
BooBoo: that was a great moment... all the yaya's partying... bryce enjoying all the yaya's... we had a great day and i love
 to document great days.
kuupid: boo
BooBoo: kuupid :D
cory0210: I see, so, have you taken a bit out of your cupcake lately?
cory0210: I know I tried to.. but it tasted odd.
kuupid: hey BooBoo :)
BooBoo: ahh the cupcakes are still there but they seem to grow back bigger after every bite
cory0210: I see.
kuupid: lol
cory0210: Now then, there are also real life moments in your blog... let me see here...
BooBoo: they say daily.... Bite Me
cory0210: March 12, 2009:
cory0210: Miniscule ranting... So.... I decided to put my little announcement on E! So maybe lots of people would gather 
round and enjoy an evening staring at the stars. I didn't copy and paste from the below mentioned blurb, I did a copy and 
paste from my document I saved that unfortunately didn't have the GMT information that merek was so kind to pass on to me 
last night. Well... (Lifts and dips shoulders) some peeps got irritated that I didn't add the GMT. Of course I said I was 
sorry and its 11pm GMT because I didn't want anyone to feel slighted and I also didn't want anyone to miss out on the big
 event. Well a whole discussion ensued about the time of eastern, eastern daylight, GMT time, etc, etc... So henceforth 
the announcement will say 11pm GMT. Now... Since I live in New York City, if I went around and said to someone, hey there,
 come on over, we're having a bash at 11pm GMT, everyone would look at me like I was nuts. But since I'm here in Egypt I 
have to get used to that stuff. The problem is I'm blonde. So now it's -4 GMT which is 7pm eastern my time. But when the 
clocks change AGAIN it will AGAIN be -5 GMT. That is waaaay too much thinking for me. It's bad enough that I haven't 
changed my clock in the living room from the time change last Sunday at 2am eastern NYC time here where I am sitting 
right this second and don't tell anyone but I can't figure out how to change the time on the radio in my car which I've 
only had to change 18 times over the last 9 years, AND I still can't figure it out.'
BooBoo: well....
cory0210: Would you say you have connection issues?
BooBoo: ahhh no
cory0210: Internal clock problems?
BooBoo: But in regards to that rant
kuupid: I have connection issues, my legs don't want to connect to my feet :)
cory0210: I see we have quite the talkative audience member...
BooBoo: one of the issues is being resolved on 11/1, the clocks are being changed again, so the clock in my car will be 
right again
cory0210: I see.
cory0210: Does the audience have any questions for madame boo?
Khaemwaset: If you were not destined to marry Sami... would you marry me?
BooBoo: no no one has any questions.
Choltai: Awwwww!
Morrigan: what's your phone number, beautiful?
BooBoo: oh my Khaemwaset.. I'm afraid its in my destiny to marry Sami eventually
BooBoo: but ty so much for asking... 
cory0210: Any other questions before we move on?
BooBoo: move on... i'm embarrassed...lol
Crone: BooBoo is Egypt that boring that you are writing a blog?
kuupid: can we burn Sami in a vigil?
Crone: Oh wait that was for the Teppy bashing, sorry
BooBoo: ahhh no its not boring, its exciting
RaasAlHayya: BooBoo, do you have any beauty tips to share?
BooBoo: omg kuupid, no sami burning please... my darling is destined for me
BooBoo: Yes RaasalHayya.....   
kuupid: well dang, then we won't burn him on one condition
BooBoo: Beauty tip number 1 - always use deodorant before you start the flax gin
BooBoo: Beauty Tip number 2
kuupid: And that is you make him give us new clothes to wear :)
kuupid: Or we burn him in a vigil
BooBoo: a creamed earth light is good for facial wrinkles
cory0210: Any more questions?
Morrigan: sounds off of crashing and a drum being jumped on...
Khaemwaset: Will you marry me please darling Boo (number of times asked BooBoo to marry me=2)
cory0210: My goodness, what a birthday this is!
BooBoo: *Hopes Sami isn't watching this*
Choltai: That is so sweet!  Khaem is nice guy BooBoo.
cory0210: Well, now we have a surprise for all of you, including madame Boo........
Khaemwaset: <<wonders if he should wear his Birthday Suit?
cory0210: Singing her hit song, Poke-Her Face.... Lady YaYa!!!
cory0210: (oh god khaemwaset, please no.)
Morrigan: Lady Yaya enters in a very revealing black camelhide jumpsuit and pure gold wire wig. 
BooBoo: OMG Lady YAYA
Morrigan: Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah  Mum mum mum mah
Morrigan:  I wanna poke em like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me, I love it Luck 
and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one that's on his heart  
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got 
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke
 my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) 
Morrigan: wiggles a little to show what she's got
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) 
Morrigan: I wanna poke with him a hard poke we will be a little poking is fun when you're with me, I love it Pokeing 
roulette is not the same without a hand and baby when its poke if its not rough it isn't fun, fun 
Morrigan: oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got oh, oh, oh I'll poke him lots, show him what i've got 
Darwishi: ^.^
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my 
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) 
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) 
Morrigan: I won't tell you that I'll poke you touch or bruise you cause i'm bluffin' with my pokin' i'm not lying i'm 
just stunnin' wit my poke-a-poke-poking 
Morrigan: laughs very loud as she waves a poker in Cory's face
BooBoo: **jumps up and down clapping for lady YAYA**
Choltai: <claps along>
Morrigan: just like a chick in a guild poke your face before I poke you out i promise this, promise this check this poke 
cause I'm fabulous 
Crone: *dancing*
Morrigan: can't poke my, can't poke my no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) can't poke my, can't poke my 
no he can't poke my face (she's got to poke somebody) 
Morrigan: p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) p-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poke her face (mum um mum mah) 
Morrigan: hooks a rope over the chandelier and hangs herself from it, slitting her wrist as she flies up.
BooBoo: *** clap clap clap  YAYA YAYA chants YAYA
Morrigan: quietly murmurs the last chorus.
Choltai: <gasps> What just happened?
cory0210: There you have it!
Morrigan: Yayas forever....
cory0210: CLAP@
cory0210: CLAP
cory0210: CLAP
Crone: WOOOOoooooOOOOOO
cory0210: Just so you know, the YaYa's are a egyptwide sisterhood, known for screaming YAYA at random times.
BlackBeast: Ride the storm, life goes on, life goes on, ride the storm
Crone: YAYA
BlackBeast: For depressed people :D
cory0210: Okay, on the note of depression...
cory0210: A note from our sponser!
Morrigan: what depression? 
Morrigan: drips blood on Cory
BlackBeast: Nothing :D
Morrigan: This stuff makes money, buster!
cory0210: ---- Bored with your Egyptian life? Need a pick up? Try PRET run events! Our unique approach to the events 
system incorportes what you want! So play pret! ----
BlackBeast: I just can't get get a player's father let me marry her doughter.
cory0210: Now then, on to our next portion...
cory0210: THe Teppy Bash!
Morrigan: So screw the father...
cory0210: The rules ofthis contest are simple.
BlackBeast: Heh :D
Morrigan: O can I drip blood on him too?
kuupid: he might like to be screwed
cory0210: Each player may post one joke to funtasy, one and only one, that bashes Teppy a ton.
cory0210: The winner gets a moprah badge and a small present, as well as thee joke highlighted on the wiki.
Morrigan: Guaranteed full of bugs!
cory0210: Now then... BEGIN! You have 3 minutes.
Sagen: How many Teppys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes 3 years
Crone: :))
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: Crone, BooBoo, make some jokes!
BlackBeast: How many Teppy's are needed to change a tale? None... It won't change with Teppy xD
Orrin: There once was a monkey named Fred, Who awoke with Teppy in bed. Alarmed, Fred shouted, Whilst
 Teppy just pouted, And complained that the hookah had gone to his head.
Choltai: <laughs>
Crone: Teppy time: GMT+1000
cory0210: one minute left.
BlackBeast: Finish him!
BooBoo: instead of jokes about teppy why can't we just bash him for 2  minutes
cory0210: after the jokes, birthday girl.
cory0210: As for mine (taken from orrin) I have two words: Tale 5.
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: BZZZZ
cory0210: Times up!
BooBoo: there are hardly any jokes because there are hardly any people in egypt anymore
cory0210: Nowthat you've seen the jokes, /tell me with who you think won! one voter per customer, 
not valid in srillanka.
BlackBeast: Teppy IQ: -230
Crone: and noone was expecting to tell a joke
Crone: Sagen
BooBoo: Sagen
Kuviena: Hey, what's wrong with Sri Lanka?
Crone: *sigh* /tell me didn't work
Morrigan:  I wanna poke him like they do on helpless days Poke em let em poke me poke it baby stay with me,
 I love it Luck and intuition poke the best with pokes to start And after he's been poked I'll poke the one
 that's on his heart
BooBoo: omg LADY YAYA
Sagen: bows
cory0210: Okay!
Morrigan: see? not dead, not depressed, just hangin' as Yayas do!
Khaemwaset: yay Sagen
BlackBeast: And the winner is:
cory0210: SAGEN!
Khaemwaset: <applauds>
BlackBeast: I failed...
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: *clap clap*
BlackBeast: nukes!
cory0210: now you can just plain bash teppy
Crone: I fear gaming though
Morrigan: sits on teppy's head and pulls his ears off.
BooBoo: teppy doesn't let Sami come around for photo ops with me anymore i'm very angry about that
cory0210: Does anyone share this anger?
Morrigan: aw I thought you meant literally bash....
cory0210: Here on male oprah we are all about emotional sharing.
Morrigan: sticks the ears back on
BooBoo: lol
cory0210: If not, were moving on to a special report.
BlackBeast: Teppy Joke: What do you need to make Sami run?... BooBoo
Crone: Teppy is never late, he has 2 hours more each day
Morrigan: haha BB
Choltai: LOL
BooBoo: smacks BlackBeast
cory0210: Oh dear, wheres our group psychiatrist!
BlackBeast: *ouch* :D
cory0210: Oh wait, thats me... *goes into dr. phill mode*.
BooBoo: smacks cory0210
Morrigan: wades into the fight, loading her rocket laucher
cory0210: Oh no!
BlackBeast: xD
cory0210: Okay!
cory0210: Lets move on, shall we?
Crone: Teppy runs the only game where gaming isnt allowed
Khaemwaset: ----Officer Khaem is plodding up the street--- he doesnt want any trouble
BooBoo: throws mud at cory
BlackBeast: Teppy joke: What do you need to make Wahim happy?... Sami's Death...
cory0210: Its been brought to our attention at an epidemic has swept the streets of Egypt: Hoookah abuse.
BooBoo: Hookah or Hooker?
cory0210: Hookah.
Morrigan: lights up a large Havana
Sagen: If you see me tonight with an illegal smile, well it don't cost very much and it lasts a long while...
cory0210: Every day, at least one egyptian family is torn appart by this epidimic, such as Sagen's.
Crone: Hooker but then with a yo momma's accent
cory0210: You see, Sagen once had a loving, caring family.
cory0210: But now, he is but a simple nomadic farmer, sucking on a hookah for dear life.
cory0210: And when is intoxication is high, he continues.
Sagen: Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone, I was just tryin to have me some fun!
Morrigan: these men, they do love to suck....
Khaemwaset: Oy Morrigan!
cory0210: You see, Sagen was convicted of thrid degegree Camel murder.
BooBoo: Sagen sucks?
Morrigan: wait your turn Khaem...
Morrigan: :P
Sagen: Hey! I resemble that!
cory0210: Poor Sagen has no where to turn.
cory0210: Thats why, as of today, Male Oprah is oppening the "Hookahs to Hobo's" clinic.
Morrigan: he sucked the camel to death?
Khaemwaset: Send him to Morrigan
Crone: Even Teppy doesnt understand ATITD thats why he has gamemasters
cory0210: So please, donate today, all we need are herbs and love.
Morrigan: lol I'll teach him!
Morrigan: it's not a fishing pole, it's a whip!
Sagen: Yeeeeooooow!
Khaemwaset: Would you like my handcuffs?
cory0210: Now then. we have 10 minutes left in the show I would like to fill with a special segmetn:
cory0210: "On a more serious note".
cory0210: As you might have heard, Aladdin has caused quite a bit of controversy lately.
Crone: no?!
Sagen: Stuff him in his lamp!
cory0210: Here is our special report, courtesy of BooBoo Blooging inc.
cory0210: Editorial:    Aladdin put up a compound in SA that is in the shape of a Swastika. I am thoroughly 
opposed to this symbol of hatred present in our game. Number 3 of the rules of conduct states we the people 
can punish someone if we don't like what they do. I say, speak to your DP's and have a DP request from Aladdin 
that his compound be changed and/or ban him from the game. We are losing people daily in game and this is one 
more reason to leave. This is not endorsing individuality as Aladdin states, it is endorsing a symbol of
 hatred and death. 
cory0210: Here at male oprah, we support individuality, but not to such an extent.
cory0210: We believe that the symbol is unnacceptable.
cory0210: And, when asked about it, aladdin made the followign statemetn.
cory0210: [The symbol] in real life? Ignorence, blind hatred, racisim, intolerince.
cory0210: What I wish for it to represent here is individuality, the right ot be different. ironically,the 
opposite of the modern day swastika.
cory0210: Whilst we are all entitled to ourown opionons, but at male oprah, not to these extremes.
Sagen: Burn him at the stake!!! Burn! Burn!
cory0210: So please, if you see the demi-pharaoh around, talk to them about it, but don't burn him at the stake.
BooBoo: Off with his head
Sagen: Anybody have a light? My hookah went out
cory0210: Allright, thats all the time we have for today!
Morrigan: points flamethrower at Sagen
Morrigan: :)
cory0210: Male oprah is a Funtasy network production(with our Lead Producer Elfus) in association with PRET>
cory0210: Please come back nextsunday for another exciting show, and see a lof of this show on or wiki page.
Crone: how many Egyptians did emigrate because of this incident?
cory0210: CORY OUT!
September 27, 2009: "Yo Mamma the Better Camp!"
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station!
cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus!
cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section
known as "On a more serious note.".
cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens!
BlueGrass: Yay
cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen.
Sindelicious: yep
cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show!
Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him!
Tzalaa: typical male...
cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady!
truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G
Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory*
Crone: *clap clap*
Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone*
cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest!
MariahBoPeep: *whistle*
cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win!
Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants
Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame!
cory0210: Thats fabulous!
Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement
Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz!
Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH!
cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus!
cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready?
cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference!
Yerbouti: But of course!
Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory?
Sefet: All set to go!
cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple:
Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom.
cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go!
MariahBoPeep: lmao
Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma. 
cory0210: Oh Burn!
MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap
Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat 
her butt needs its own breezeway.
cory0210: What a dis!
BooBoo: lmao
Yerbouti:  Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi. 
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in
Egypt are in her pants!
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute. 
cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone!
BooBoo: omg that is fat
Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's!
cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti?
Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma. 
cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn!
Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden
Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week. 
RosieRazor: lol
Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"!
Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! 
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages
in her rolls!
cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage!
RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha
Crone: lots of points for that cicada
Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth!
cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round!
Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom
Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays. 
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement
before she could start sleeping inside!
cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this
lightening round!
cory0210: 3
cory0210: 2
cory0210: 1
cory0210: Goooooo!
Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch.
Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits
Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it*
Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life 
Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light
ritual torches
Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!  
Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways
Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat. 
Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes.
cory0210: Only 30 seconds left!
Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah!
Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ...
Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank!
EvilSnowman: Ha!
Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@
Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti*
BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants
Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew"
RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :)
Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo*
cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do
you think won?
cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps
and Gardnes Awards!
cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies!
truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already!
cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression.
Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory
cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt...
cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus!
Elfus: Hello everyone!
Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes
Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel.
Katma: hi
Elfus: Just joking, egypt!
ombori: hi
cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus!
Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP!
Tzalaa: whyever not?
Orrin: *elfus got fired too*
cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil.
BooBoo: and at cory also
cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results!
Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7!
Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company
cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin.
cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know.
Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it
Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus
cory0210: A round of applause for Halana!
Crone: *clap clap*
BooBoo: clap clap
Crone: looks at Katma
Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh
Rania: woot Halana :)
IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion*
Tzalaa: woohoo
cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have....
BooBoo: clap clap
truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana*
Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall
BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el
cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size.
Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice.
Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl
truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again
BooBoo: clap clap
cory0210: In third place is...
Rania: clap clap
Elfus: Shemei!
Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat
BooBoo: clap clap
Sefet: *clap clap*
Then we have Dustitwister!
truanna: that's it, pummel him with rotten tomatoes!
cory0210: And the winner is....
Elfus: Hanid and Rania with Utopia!
Shemei: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! 
BlueGrass: Wooot!!!!
Tzalaa: hands Truanna a basket of tomatoes and eggs
truanna: yay! gratz hanid and rania!
Sashagirl: Yells Congradulations to all winners
Crone: Grats people *clap clap clap*
BooBoo: woooooott  Congrats clap clap
DustiTwister: Congrats To All Winners =D
Sefet: *clap clap clap clap*!!!
cory0210: Congradulations Hanid adn Rania, your design was impecable!
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you!
Tzalaa: I hope you're gonna tell us the other places too?
Elfus: They had a fabulous score of 9, 81!
Elfus: Dusti got 9,18 fyi
cory0210: Absolutely incredible!
truanna: now everyone pummel Elfus with rotten veggies! And orrin too!
Crone: Yo momma is so fat she didnt fit in that pyramid
Rania: thank you all and to BlueGrass for his awsome pyrmid  :)
Chelsis: Now where do i find out top 14 and 21? I would like to see where i placed. ty. :)
cory0210: Full results (in order) are:
Elfus: Hanid DustiTwister Shemei Sesnut Lill Halana Tzalaa Aubery nebkhepure Vixsin truanna TeaAira Almelkehdes Klasher
Beah MariahBoPeep Chelsis darkfyre Obol BooBoo Asum Pharahmoan Ryssa Sindelicious Duplus Elvodel fahli Casino 
cory0210: Congradulations to all of you for enterign!
Katma: ...mine is so bad it didnt even make worse hovels and dumps list...
Elfus: You didn't enter either
cory0210: Okay, now that better camps and gardens are over, I would like to thank you all for coming out today!
cory0210: Our next male oprah show will be next sunday, and I hope to see you all there for more festivites!
Elfus: If you were in the contest, please leave a chat open, so i can manage prizes
Orrin: No cory, you're the only person that came out today. The rest of us didnt switch our sexuality.
Elfus: prizes will be distributed the coming week
Crone: have to admit, this was fun
BooBoo: batting your eyelashes cory was a dead giveaway
cory0210: Also, as a PRET function, we are open to suggestions, just leave them with elfus or on our wiki page!
cory0210: Okay folks! 
Katma: what r we doing for halloween?
Orrin: that's being thought about...
cory0210: Male Oprah is a PRET Production, directed by Elfus, in asssociation with the Funtasy Mic Guild.
Crone: There's no halloween in Egypt?
Orrin: I'm saying no more than that.
cory0210: There will be crone.
cory0210: Thank you all for being here!
cory0210: --- Male Oprah out! (Links to follow) ---
cory0210: Better Camps and Gardens Locations:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/Events/Better_Camps_and_Gardens
cory0210: Male Oprah show site:
cory0210: http://www.atitd.org/wiki/tale4/The_Male_Oprah_Show
Elfus: Another Producer Note: Pacer built the garden that was #5 for Lill, a sign of true love!
cory0210: And, the big "c" guild announcement:
cory0210: Otter and I (BruceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun,
Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to 
them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo 
much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your
support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is
the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

Flying Fish

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Male Oprah's "Flying Fish" Halloween Gown.

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The Big "C"

Otter and I (BryceCicada) just started a new guild, please read the System Tab. This guild exists as a Fun, Supportive place to go for All Egyptians, and especially those of us who are, have been, or have people close to them who are dealing with the big C (cancer). It also exists to honor and support Otter, who has done soooooooo much for all of us here in Egypt! So those of you that are reading this now, get off your duffs and come show your support for Otter and join already!!! It's for all Egyptians, so this means you! I want Everyone to join, as that is the only guild Otter can belong to.The Guild Hall is on the hill just behind the CS in SA.

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Badges

All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.

  • Teppy Basher: Sagen
  • Birthday Queen: BooBoo
  • Stonking Great Gardeners: Hanid and Rania.
  • Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: Dustitwister.
  • Momma Punisher: Sefet
  • Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
  • Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Male Punisher: Teppy

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Credits

Credits:
Lead Producer: Elfus
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild
A PRET Production.
And Don't forget... CORY!

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