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| + | ===Zomboe Land=== |
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| − | E! log of the Monkey Poem contest:
| + | Zomboe Land will be a 10x10 coordinate region in the middle of nowhere. Just for fun! |
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:00:40 Zomboe: Monkey poem contest starts in half an hour here in E!, prize is a very good hatchet :)
| + | ====Candidate Location 1==== |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:01:04 WilliamRoberts: Ahh thanks for the info!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:05:04 Nkuku: monkey poem contest???
| + | Queen's Retreat |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:05:19 Prinzess: Zom, where can I find out the requirements of this contest ?
| + | <br>2490 -8130 to 2500 -8140 |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:08:36 Jakaro: acro line still going in SA NO QUEUE at this point in time!
| + | <br>I like that it looks like a beach, the cliff nearby is also cool. |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:08:36 Zomboe: just submit an original poem about monkeys here in E! when the contest starts, winner gets 9757 hatchet Mr. Saturn :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:08:37 Zomboe: you can submit as many poems as you like
| + | [[Image:Zomboeland1-1.png]] |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:08:37 Zomboe: hopefully it won't get too chaotic...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:10:41 Valerium: why a monkey?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:11:06 BooBoo: when is that contest
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:11:06 ellorin: why not a Roo.... ok i get back back in my box now...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:11:25 Philadelphia: does it have to be a monkey? how about a Vigil or about a girl?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:11:47 Morrigan: will you be announcing the start of it here?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:12:09 Philadelphia: my client is a true arTEEST
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:12:11 Everyl: It has to be a monkey because Zomboe wants to see us dance for his amusement in exchange for that hatchet. :-p
| + | [[/Monkey Poem Log | Monkey Poem Log]] |
| − | 2009-01-26 01:12:13 Zomboe: it has to be about a monkey, cause I like monkeys :) and to make it sillier. starts in about 20 minutes, I will announce the start
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:12:14 Heplotep: comprimise Phili.. make it about a girl monkey at a vigil
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:12:48 Nekojin: Zomboe: Perhaps you could grab the P! mike for better control?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:13:11 Kazin: *Pulls out Tablet of Paper* :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:13:44 Korrin: um.. zomboe? i have several verses... can you put them all up in order? are you posting?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:14:12 Rigel: Hi
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:14:20 Rigel: Oops. wrong chat
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:14:34 Zomboe: ok how about this, chat me your poems and i will post them, that way the lines won't get mixed up :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:14:42 Zomboe: you can chat them to me now if you want
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:15:24 Valerium: are you going to say who's each is. mine will be horrible. hehe
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:17:06 Orrin: There you go Zomboe :p
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:17:33 Zomboe: yes I will name the author, I am sure nobody will criticize
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:18:36 Seba: Im sure the E! mod will delete them if they try it {no im not the mod}
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:20:20 Neophant: Sinai has opened Holticulture. The bulb is Clarity new bulb for Egypt
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:22:56 Valerium: there once was a monkey from nantuket...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:23:34 Nekojin: Who put his coconuts in a bucket...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:23:35 ellorin: who always bathed in a bucket
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:23:54 ellorin: and i am not posting the last line ;)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:24:04 Orrin: Way ahead of you there, done a limerick for Teppy already
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:24:04 Philadelphia: and the one day said....
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:24:41 Orrin: I'll see you in bed...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:01 Orrin: Replied the other, just *** it!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:04 ellorin: shhhhh ok not posting
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:06 Morrigan: thjis could get quite chaoticx
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:07 ellorin: lol
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:24 Orrin: xD
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:24 Zomboe: LOL
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:25:44 ellorin: who said Nantucket tssk
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:26:06 Kessidy: Is there a Legacy of Sage that is available to introduce themselves to me for Harmony?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:26:32 Zomboe: ok, I will start posting contest entries in 5 minutes, you can still chat me new entries as I do so. But please don't post directly to E!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:26:40 Brucette: I am legacy of sage... near Saqq CS
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:28:06 Kessidy: TY, on my way
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:32:49 Orrin: Damn I'm *loving* this contest!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:32:50 Zomboe: ok, I will now start posting poems :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:33:44 Zomboe: BooBoo: I have a monkey I would never sell, for even a ton of lead. He has a very fragrant smell, the big chest is his bed. I'm talking about Ranger, his heart he lends and he is one of my favorite friends.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:33:48 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:34:39 Zomboe: Nekojin: Donations bring joy
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:34:41 Zomboe: Nekojin: Small furry beast runs about
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:34:42 Zomboe: Nekojin: Monkey just for me
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:34:55 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:35:15 Zomboe: Nekojin: My zoo crew needs to diet
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:35:17 Zomboe: Nekojin: They're getting kind of chunky
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:35:17 Zomboe: Nekojin: They all put on the pounds
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:35:18 Zomboe: Nekojin: Except that hyperactive monkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:35:19 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:22 Zomboe: Nekojin: There once was a lad with a monkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:23 Zomboe: Nekojin: Who thought that the beast was quite spunky
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:23 Zomboe: Nekojin: When flinging its poo
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:24 Zomboe: Nekojin: It aimed for my shoe
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:24 Zomboe: Nekojin: And made my feet smell quite funky.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:36:25 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:08 Nekojin: bows
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:09 Morrigan: hahahah
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:31 ellorin: ..............
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:32 Zomboe: Yerbouti: There once was a monkey in Khmun, who danced when you whistled a tune; He rocked and he rolled, and made gestures so bold, the maidens who saw him would swoon!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:34 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:54 Galrin: haha, I like that last one
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:54 Philadelphia: claps
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:55 Aarys: love the last one, made me LOL
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:37:55 singh: looks like we have a winner :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:16 ellorin: ............
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:19 Zomboe: Valerium: There once was a very fine monkey. Who's butt was just a bit chunky. He got shot into space, before the human race. And now walks around kinda funky.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:20 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:48 Zomboe: Korrin: There was a monkey with fleas, He danced in circles and was teased. The Otters made merry, and the camels were harried, and the sheep all fell to their knees.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:50 Zomboe: Korrin: This monkey's name was Ratchet, and he needed some way to scratch it, He went to Zomboe, but he wasn't home, so much for a trade for a hatchet!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:38:59 Zomboe: Korrin: "Take this", he did say, "and forget the pay, for you have won this day with your poem."
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:39:20 Zomboe: Korrin: A hatchet would scratch it, but oh what would match it, Would somebody take pity on him please?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:39:21 Zomboe: Korrin: Itchy and forlorn, he headed for home, but whom did he see in/ his way? Zomboe stood there, with a something shiny and fair, at his feet a hatchet did lay.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:39:23 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:18 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called fred
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:19 Zomboe: Orrin: Who a great hole in the head
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:20 Zomboe: Orrin: He jumped in a furnace
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:22 Zomboe: Orrin: squealed in earnest
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:23 Zomboe: Orrin: And rolled over on his back dead
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:40:26 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:23 Zomboe: It appears that I put Korrin's poem out of order, let me try again :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:40 ellorin: ............
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:43 Zomboe: Korrin: There was a monkey with fleas, He danced in circles and was teased. The Otters made merry, and the camels were harried, and the sheep all fell to their knees.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:45 Zomboe: Korrin: This monkey's name was Ratchet, and he needed some way to scratch it, He went to Zomboe, but he wasn't home, so much for a trade for a hatchet!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:47 Zomboe: Korrin: A hatchet would scratch it, but oh what would match it, Would somebody take pity on him please?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:41:57 Zomboe: Korrin: Itchy and forlorn, he headed for home, but whom did he see in/ his way? Zomboe stood there, with a something shiny and fair, at his feet a hatchet did lay.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:42:16 Zomboe: Korrin: "Take this", he did say, "and forget the pay, for you have won this day with your poem."
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:42:49 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:34 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Teppy
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:35 Zomboe: Orrin: Who was often quite preppy
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:36 Zomboe: Orrin: He made a new furnace
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:37 Zomboe: Orrin: Which caused grief in earnest
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:39 Zomboe: Orrin: Which made said monkey very heppy!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:43:41 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:01 Zomboe: Heplotep: Monkeys? Bah!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:03 Zomboe: Heplotep: The fill me with such hate!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:05 Zomboe: Heplotep: Many many times they'd make off with my dates.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:08 Zomboe: Heplotep: But times have change is seems and so have their tastes
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:10 Zomboe: Heplotep: Resin is what monkey now crave..
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:16 Zomboe: Heplotep: and if I catch him at it...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:20 Zomboe: Heplotep: Well, who would give me the blame
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:31 Zomboe: Heplotep: for
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:33 Zomboe: Heplotep: his
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:45:34 Zomboe: Heplotep: end
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:46:12 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:10 Zomboe: Neophant: There once was a monkey of Zom bo e
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:11 Zomboe: Neophant: He got hold of a very sharp hatchet
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:12 Zomboe: Neophant: He swung it too hard
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:13 Zomboe: Neophant: and hit Zom bo e
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:15 Zomboe: Neophant: Zom bo e took his hatchet away.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:47:16 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:48:40 Zomboe: I think it is time for a short break :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:48:58 ellorin: ----------------------------
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:49:00 Kessidy: OK, Last one! Is there a grandson of an oracle available to introduce themselves to me?
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:49:37 ellorin: there were a few lols and ahs in there too i didn't post so as not to get the poems in a mess
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:49:45 Ouijdani: I am a grandson -- north of Pacman lake in Meroe -- will be here about 30-40 mins
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:50:30 Prinzess: yes there are some fantastic poems in the list
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:53:30 Sefet: -shrug- I don't care too much for monkeys. Monkeys can't buy me love.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:55:04 singh: you are holding the monkey the wrong way ;)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:55:14 Seba: I think they would make great company.... Sefet... perhaps too good of company.
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:55:23 Prinzess: now thats getting scary !!!
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:55:46 singh: /me puts his sheep down, let me show you ...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:56:22 ellorin: doesn't want to know what singhs next line is going to be ;)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:56:23 Korrin: No Singh.. please! <holds her sides from laughing at the image in her head>
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:56:24 Prinzess: lol...ack rampit man in gumboots...run...
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:57:38 Seba: To bad Duncan isn't here, he would love the ideas
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:57:39 singh: ok, just visualize whatever you just had in your mind :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 01:58:56 Amhur: is there any acro line going on?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:03:09 Zomboe: Time for more poems :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:03:10 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:10 Zomboe: Sefet: The Monkey Who Fished for the Moon
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:11 Zomboe: Sefet: In the stillness of Egyptian night,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:13 Zomboe: Sefet: A monkey regarded the moon.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:14 Zomboe: Sefet: The slender simian with hand outstretched
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: Tapped lightly at a lagoon
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: And wondered then at wandering light
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: Reflected, from the moon!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:22 Zomboe: Sefet: He paddled the puddle with a stick he'd fetched
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:27 Zomboe: Sefet: The orb distorted so soon--
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:36 Zomboe: Sefet: Only to reorder in a moment or two
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:40 Zomboe: Sefet: Before the monkey who fished for the moon.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:04:59 Zomboe: Sefet: Twas then the primate grew quite irate
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:02 Zomboe: Sefet: At the silvery, shimmering moon
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:06 Zomboe: Sefet: And then once more he stretched out for--
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:11 Zomboe: Sefet: When out came the cry of a loon!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:17 Zomboe: Sefet: Startled, he fumbled into waters and tumbled,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:24 Zomboe: Sefet: Discarding all hopes of the moon.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:28 Zomboe: Sefet: Throughly drenched, his gaze was thus wrenched
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:35 Zomboe: Sefet: To the skies above the lagoon.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:41 Zomboe: Sefet: And then did he spy where his prey didst fly
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:05:50 Zomboe: Sefet: From the monkey who fished for the moon.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:06:02 Zomboe: Sefet: ---by Sefet Akunosh
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:06:03 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:06:34 Zomboe: Morrigan: Monkey sacrifices a brick rack Laughing all the way He wanted to offer his otter But she stood up and swayed Sniffed the air and said "There is a better vigil in Saqqarah".
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:06:34 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:06:49 Prinzess: Very awesome poem Sefet
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:07:15 ellorin: EgyptianTigress can you submit to Zomboe first please ty
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:07:48 EgyptianTigress: i sure can, did't know i had to :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:07:55 ellorin: ta
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:08:56 Seba: Just in case you just tunned, E! is holding a Competition by Zomboe. He is doing a contenst of a poem about a monkey. To enter (if he's still accepting them?) chat the poem to Zomboe to offically enter the contest.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:09:21 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:09:31 Zomboe: Zanete: Capering, dancing / Endless fun to watch him play / All because he's stoned. - A haiku
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:09:34 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:09:45 Zomboe: Yes, it is not too late to enter, thanks everyone :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:10:04 ellorin: any other posts will get held until the contest is done
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:10:40 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:09 Zomboe: Donk: There once was a monkey named Sam
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:11 Zomboe: Donk: Who took all the poems and ran
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:11 Zomboe: Donk: He swung through the air
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:12 Zomboe: Donk: I grabbed at his hair
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:13 Zomboe: Donk: Failed to catch him and don't think I can
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:11:15 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:13:15 Zomboe: Kazin: workin the forge and stare'in at George...he plays with his bells..well im cooking my nails..dressed kinda frumpy..hes an egyptian monkey..with one hand he spins and the distaff turns clunky..an with the other hand he picks his nose..an then spanks the monkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:13:18 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:26 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Curious tree resident, when did you come here?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:28 Zomboe: Dreasimy: To this island in the sand - do you seek food?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:29 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Perhaps it is water that drove you here, parched and searching for hours, days, weeks, and
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:31 Zomboe: Dreasimy: miles and miles before you landed here, in this dusty oasis.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:32 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Wipe the past from your eyes and rejoice in your new home.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:33 Zomboe: Dreasimy: I accept you, dear monkey, if you accept me, we can be neighbourscfriends.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:35 Zomboe: Dreasimy: In our little oasis in the sand.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:14:35 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:15:18 Zomboe: Brucette: Roses are Red, Monkeys are Blue, I want this hatchet, and you would too!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:15:19 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:02 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Fred
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:03 Zomboe: Orrin: Who woke with teppy in his bed
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:04 Zomboe: Orrin: Alarmed, he shouted
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:04 Zomboe: Orrin: Whilst Teppy just pouted
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:05 Zomboe: Orrin: And complained the hookah had gone to his head
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:06 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:14 ellorin: hahahaha
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:17:43 Niut: LOL Orrin!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:07 ellorin: ----------
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:12 Zomboe: Orrin: Two monkeys were sat drinking wine
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:12 Zomboe: Orrin: Whilst sniffing an incense of pine
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:13 Zomboe: Orrin: Said one to the other
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:16 Zomboe: Orrin: Shall we have another?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:17 Zomboe: Orrin: But they started a Hookah of mine!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:26 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:55 Zomboe: Ping: A Monkey named Joe set a trap
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:55 Zomboe: Ping: He pretended to take a short nap
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:56 Zomboe: Ping: As the humans walked by
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:56 Zomboe: Ping: Joe cracked open his eye
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:57 Zomboe: Ping: And chucked a large handful of crap
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:20:57 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:21:40 EgyptianTigress: i love it ping!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:21:44 ellorin: loves it too :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:21:58 ellorin: ----------
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:22:00 Zomboe: Fugue: That simian is dancing fairly funky,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:22:09 ellorin: eeps sorry
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:22:34 ellorin: ----------
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:19 Zomboe: Fugue: What is that over yonder?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:20 Zomboe: Fugue: That simian is dancing fairly funky,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:20 Zomboe: Fugue: Could a hookah to be to blame?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:21 Zomboe: Fugue: Let's call it the crazy monkey!!!!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:22 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:49 Zomboe: Vulpine: If I had a hammer like Zomboe I would pound it all day Instead only with his monkey will he play We beg and plead giving him no rest And in the end he only gives us this silly contest
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:23:52 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:06 Zomboe: Prinzess: There was a monkey named Jin
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:09 Zomboe: Prinzess: Who thought he could sing
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: He practised day and night
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: Jin thought his voice was such a delight
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:15 Tabytha: Monkey See, Monkey Do...Oh, what can we make...with Monkey Poo?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:17 Zomboe: Prinzess: The other monkeys fled
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:19 Zomboe: Prinzess: Because their ears bled
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:26 Zomboe: Prinzess: The singing contest came
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:32 Zomboe: Prinzess: Jin grinned at the fame
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:37 Zomboe: Prinzess: He stood in the ampitheatre
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:41 Zomboe: Prinzess: opened his voice to every critter
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:48 Zomboe: Prinzess: Bananas began to fly
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:52 Zomboe: Prinzess: Hit his head high
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:54 Zomboe: Prinzess: Still he bravely sung
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:25:56 Zomboe: Prinzess: Another banana flung
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:05 Zomboe: Prinzess: His mouth opened wide
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:07 Zomboe: Prinzess: Banana landed inside
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: The crowd cheers
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:20 Zomboe: Prinzess: Poor Jin left in tears
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:24 Zomboe: Prinzess: He is seen now and then
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:26 Zomboe: Prinzess: Never to eat bananas again !!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:26:29 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:27:38 Zomboe: murtha: there once was a monkey from ADN who went in search for a maiden. But alas, so long had he tarried, all the maidens were married
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:27:38 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:04 Zomboe: Trillian: I aint no poet, For truth I know it, But for a hatchet, I'll have to try it.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:05 Zomboe: Trillian: I once saw a monkey, It's name was Paul, He was very hairy, And he had one ball.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:07 Zomboe: Trillian: All the other monkeys, Thought Paul was very cool, So they bought a hatchet from zomboe, Then headed to the pool.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:09 Zomboe: Trillian: The water was red from where they bled, But not one scream did they make, Cause Mr. Saturn was indeed a very sharp blade, Thankfully! For thier sake.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:12 Zomboe: Trillian: So now all the monekys look the same, And to egypt they have moved, So pick up your one ball monkey today, There fun I hope I've proved
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:28:14 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:29:52 Zomboe: Michotep: There once were 3 monkeys that lived by the Nile, who observed the antics of man for a while..
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:29:53 Zomboe: Michotep: The first covered his eyes and said astounded!...I can longer watch them despoil the beauty that abounded...
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:29:56 Zomboe: Michotep: The second then covered his ears with his hands, I can no longer listen to the destuction of our land...
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:29:57 Zomboe: Michotep: The third then said before covering his mouth, our wisdom should tell us, we need to move further south... ;)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:29:59 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey of Oni
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Who decided he wanted a pony
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: To teppy he plead
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Who turned round and said
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Just get used to being so lonely
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:27 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey fond of dates
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:27 Zomboe: Orrin: But trade was at such abyssimal rates
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:28 Zomboe: Orrin: To The Goods he turned
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:28 Zomboe: Orrin: but his advance was spurned
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:29 Zomboe: Orrin: Being told; We wont serve you nor your mates!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:31:30 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:08 Zomboe: Tulani: The monkey Abu from Aladdin
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:08 Zomboe: Tulani: The hearts of small children did gladden.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:09 Zomboe: Tulani: But he left with his wife
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:09 Zomboe: Tulani: For the nomadic life
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:10 Zomboe: Tulani: Now they're dancing round compounds in Adn.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:32:10 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:07 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey named Gus
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:08 Zomboe: Orrin: With a terrible tendancy to cuss
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:08 Zomboe: Orrin: To Teppy he swore
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:09 Zomboe: Orrin: Without thought afore
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:10 Zomboe: Orrin: And ended up causing much fuss!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:10 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Shri
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: who got hold of the mic for E!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: Though most were unfazed
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: Orrin: Alarm was quickly raised
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: Orrin: When the monkey started drenching it in pee!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:34:28 Zomboe: peterb: "Oh foul-handed ape / Feces falls on my shoulders / like warm summer rain"
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:34:31 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:34:31 Zomboe: Ok, good time to take another break :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:00 ellorin: posting a few messages and whoever asked for the hookah bowl trade please can you repost it ty
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:09 Nkuku: lol, not another break! that'll give orrin time to write more lol
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:09 Gamma: The Januaary 2009 Fiasco King/Queen Nominations are now running of the forums in the Purgatory Section.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:10 Marcus: WTB Huge Topaz, good deal, chat me!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:13 recond1te: If you have any of these moves (HS IPU JJ PW PU ST Squats) and willing to acro Pm me ty..
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:32 ellorin: and one poem not about monkeys too ;)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:36 Imnothotep: My poems are simple, but they always rhyme
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:36 Imnothotep: I'm not into herbs, but never pass a Thyme
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:41 Imnothotep: I like drinking wines, but I crave something stronger
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:35:41 Imnothotep: We knew distillation but yet I stayed sober :S
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:39:59 Chart: Looking for a good hooka bowl. hat me pls:)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:40:00 Chart: *chat
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:40:15 Zomboe: To keep this from lasting forever, I will no longer be taking poem submissions, sorry :) There are still quite a few more to post
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:25 ellorin: traders might want to repost at the end of the contest since all this will scroll off
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:33 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:42 Zomboe: Nkuku: Monkey Donkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:43 Zomboe: Nkuku: ---
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:44 Zomboe: Nkuku: How rare it is to see a monkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:44 Zomboe: Nkuku: even for Egyptian ways
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:53 Zomboe: Nkuku: a monkey with the bottom of a donkey
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:45:54 Zomboe: Nkuku: that upon sticking a pin in it,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:03 Zomboe: Nkuku: will warp to a translucent world of haze.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:11 Zomboe: Nkuku: Grasspicking and smoking from a hookah,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: this donkey monkey merrily is,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: never heard of charcoal or Chukkah,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:21 Zomboe: Nkuku: high on this herb, giving him a fit,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:26 Zomboe: Nkuku: with a slight sense of dry moss whizz.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:36 Zomboe: Nkuku: His life seems so easy, nothing said or spoken,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:43 Zomboe: Nkuku: but under all that goes a life of pain,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:49 Zomboe: Nkuku: because the Chariot is broken!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:50 Zomboe: Nkuku: He can't get back to his friend the otter,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:46:52 Zomboe: Nkuku: and of course the beetles, with patterns so insane!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:04 Zomboe: Nkuku: But Teppy is there to help him out!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:12 Zomboe: Nkuku: He warps him back to the banks of the river Nile
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:13 Zomboe: Nkuku: where the grass is green and where there's never drought,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: And even though this monkey donkey is hidden from sight,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:28 Zomboe: Nkuku: he still lives right beside a huge donkey monkey dung pile!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:47:30 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:02 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: There was a small monkey named Fred Whose fur was the color of red He went out for a stroll And he fell in a hole So he had to be pulled out by thread
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:02 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:43 Zomboe: orenwolf: In the forest, up a tree,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:44 Zomboe: orenwolf: There's this monkey, hanging free,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:44 Zomboe: orenwolf: Swinging with his hands and feet,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:45 Zomboe: orenwolf: Hungry, and looking to eat.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:45 Zomboe: orenwolf: Bananas look to have grown nearby,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:46 Zomboe: orenwolf: And Lo! They've caught the monkey's eye,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:48 Zomboe: orenwolf: The monkey dashes, grabs, and starts to peel,
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:48 Zomboe: orenwolf: That's how he's won a monkey meal.
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:49:49 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:35 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey named Marge
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:35 Zomboe: Orrin: Who was just a little too large
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: She jumped from a tree
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: Injured her knee
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: Forcing Teppy to give her a massage
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:50:37 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:00 Zomboe: Marcus: watch the monkey run
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:01 Zomboe: Marcus: off in to the golden sun
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:01 Zomboe: Marcus: to smoke your hookah
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:02 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:28 Zomboe: Orrin: I once met a monkey named Suka
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:28 Zomboe: Orrin: Who went wherever life took her
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:29 Zomboe: Orrin: She'd close one eye
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:29 Zomboe: Orrin: look up at the sky
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:30 Zomboe: Orrin: and blow smoke rings from out of her hookah
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:51:30 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:03 Zomboe: Nkuku: C'mon monkey .. get up, stand up!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: Lil' brown monkey of mine
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: You're so cute with your coconut cup
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: Sitting next to that conflict shrine
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: Nkuku: But I've got better for you, a masterpiece, yup
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: Nkuku: So come on over, cute monkey, and dine!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: Zomboe has to be thanked
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: For this contest to find the poem best ranked
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: But its too bad cause I'm not a Poet
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:47 Zomboe: fryoj: And I certainly do know it
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:47 Zomboe: fryoj: So instead my Monkey's going to get spanked!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:52:48 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:30 Zomboe: Mespho: there once was a monkey named Phat
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:30 Zomboe: Mespho: who wore this weird little hat
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:31 Zomboe: Mespho: he'd flip and tumble and run and swing
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:32 Zomboe: Mespho: why, once he pooped on the head of Ping
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:32 Zomboe: Mespho: Ping was cross and gathered his hatchet
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:33 Zomboe: Mespho: but the monkey was quicker
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:35 Zomboe: Mespho: with his tail he did snatch it
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:36 Zomboe: Mespho: giving the man a dirty look
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:37 Zomboe: Mespho: he raised the weapon and Ping's head he took
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:40 Zomboe: Mespho: it was so fast Ping felt not a pain
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:44 Zomboe: Mespho: and the monkey named Phat feasted on brain
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:53:48 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:46 Zomboe: Nkuku: There once was a monkey called Orrin
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:47 Zomboe: Nkuku: He kicked everyone's door in
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:47 Zomboe: Nkuku: To steal their ore
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: Nkuku: And their papy on Nile's shore
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: Nkuku: But his reactory didn't work coz the manual was foreign!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:39 Zomboe: Orrin: A monkey once tried a reactory
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:40 Zomboe: Orrin: But found the result unsatisfactory
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:40 Zomboe: Orrin: He shrieked on his stage
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:41 Zomboe: Orrin: Defacated in rage
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:41 Zomboe: Orrin: the result was quite olfactory!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:56:42 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:57:20 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: A monkey went a hunting In the desert one fine day He was searching for cicadas And didn't want to stray...
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:57:21 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: Climbing high on mountain tops Looking high and low Running all around the sand His excitement starting to grow...
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:57:21 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: Hark unto his ears they heard A buzzing sound so clear He turned to the left, then to the right A cicada cage is near!
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:57:22 Zomboe: -----
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:57:57 Zomboe: Ok, I think that is all of them, please let me know if I missed yours :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:58:32 Zomboe: Thank you poets for your poem, ellorin for her hard, and everyone for your patience :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:58:32 ellorin: Back to regular posting now ty Zomboe
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:58:47 Marcus: WTB 40 alumninum
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:58:48 thereshia: I have balance and wisdom vine cuttings..is anyone swapping cuttings?
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:58:48 Zomboe: *her hard work
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| − | 2009-01-26 02:59:50 CatharsisQueen: when do we know who wins?
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:01 Spooner: Great Poems everyone. Thank you for a fun evening
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:01 Kartal: Looking for 7 Slave's Bread and 7 PF mushies chat me if you have them and are willing to trade. Thanks
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:02 Orrin: When Zomboe says!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:03 diania: sadly mine didnt pass the umm censors it had some bad words in it hehe
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:41 Zomboe: I am going to pick my favorite 3 and give prizes, would the audience like to agree on a favorite too that I can reward?
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:42 Mespho: send me a copy diania lol
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:44 Atrayou: looking to trade for 2 therms
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:01:55 Spooner: yeah the George Carlin exclusion Rule
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:02:31 CatharsisQueen: Korrin!!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:03:34 Spooner: I got here late but I laughed ant so many I cant remember them all, loved the monkey fishing for the moon though
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:04:02 Zomboe: and just a reminder that E! is logged on atitd.org
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:04:39 Nkuku: http://services.atitd.org/log.php
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:05:16 Yerbouti: note my flawless scansion!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:05:33 Spooner: ty will read the rest
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:06:04 Nkuku: on that link: select E! and mind to read backwards if you choose descending
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:06:05 ellorin: i liked Korrins too
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:08:33 RedCrowley: Korrin!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:12:25 grlfury: hello
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:12:41 Trillian: Sefet- monkey fishing for moon- gets my vote- funny original well written
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:13:49 Prinzess: sefet too
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:16:06 Zomboe: Ok, I have read them again, they are all very good :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:16:07 blondie: looking for , um....3 witnesses or so for a wedding in Adn, any takers?
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:16:38 Zomboe: My favorite was Sefet's, Mespho's (since it involved eating brains!), and finally peterb's (since it made me laugh the most). Korrin wins the audience selection, all will recieve hatchets as prizes :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:16:39 Yamantalai: I'm available
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:17:09 Prinzess: I will witness
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:17:29 Prinzess: ohhh adn...no sorry, a long way to go for me
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:18:05 Orrin: Gz!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:18:06 Prinzess: well done Korrin :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:18:48 Nekojin: Congrats to the winners!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:18:50 Michotep: grats all and thanks for entertaining contest
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:19:41 Nkuku: gratz! :)
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:20:00 diania: well done folks
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:20:37 Orrin: I just hope Teppy doesn't wake up in bed with a monkey at the player meet!
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| − | 2009-01-26 03:21:03 Nkuku: hahaha
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