The Male Oprah Show

A cross between the Jerry Springer show and Oprah has hit Egypt! Please visit for the latest information. The show will be every Sunday, featuring Cory0210 as Male Oprah!

Current Show

Our Producer has declared we hold a Yo-Mamma Contest!

Cory Note!!! Currently, we have super secret things going on to benefit you, our viewers. Be excited about the next show! MariahBoPeep: UArt in Saqqarah Misty: ok Misty: ty, Mariah Rania: what is the subject of the day ? cory0210: *_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Dramatic introduction music. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_* cory0210: Hello and welcome to Male Oprah, supported by your local Funtasy mic station! cory0210: Paid in part by PRET, in association with Elfus! cory0210: Today, we have a killer show for you, with Better Camps and Gardens Awards, a "Yo Mamma!" contest, and a section known as "On a more serious note.". cory0210: To begin with, we would like to thank all participants of better camps and gardens! BlueGrass: Yay cory0210: Your creations were all incredible, and they have certainly pleased Elfus's wife Karmen. Sindelicious: yep cory0210: Now then, we'll have the results of this later in the show! Karmen: Bah, My elfus is lazy, letting others do the work for him! Tzalaa: typical male... cory0210: Ah! Karmen has decided to join us! How about a round of applause for the lovely lady! truanna: figures, they're gonna m ake us sit through the yo mamma jokes to find out who won BC&G Elfus: *Goes Into hiding behind cory* Crone: *clap clap* Karmen: Hmmm *Bats Eyelashes at Crone* cory0210: Before that gets too far *shoves Karmen away from Crone*, Elfus, our producer, has arranged a Yo Mamma Contest! MariahBoPeep: *whistle* cory0210: Elfus, tel us the contestents, and what theywill win! Elfus: Yerbouti and Sefet are our contestants Elfus: They wint he fabulous prize of 1 grass! And a place in the show's hall of fame! cory0210: Thats fabulous! Karmen: And I'm gonna throw in a Huge Quartz, For my own amusement Elfus: Karmen! We need that Quartz! Elfus: We only have 30 at the GH! cory0210: Well then, its too late now Elfus! cory0210: Okay, Yerbouti, Sefet, are you ready? cory0210: I hear sefet is in an airship, so he may have a bit of interference! Yerbouti: But of course! Elfus: Contestants! The Rules! cory? Sefet: All set to go! cory0210: The rules of the contest are simple: Sefet: Like Yerbouti's mom. cory0210: Throw your best yo mamma jokes at the other contestant, based on their joke. Lets go! MariahBoPeep: lmao Yerbouti: Now Sefet, don't complain about the bumpy airship, it rides better than yo momma. cory0210: Oh Burn! MariahBoPeep: oooooooo snap Sefet: Yeah, Yo momma's so fat we call flying machines 'airships', cause she's got a copyright on "blimp" and she's so fat her butt needs its own breezeway. cory0210: What a dis! BooBoo: lmao Yerbouti: Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi. Sefet: Yo momma's so fat, the only recipe she knows is "chicken meat" "oil" and "salt" and she's so nasty all the crabs in Egypt are in her pants! Yerbouti: Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute. cory0210: Those are some fat and ugly mammas! Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy attracted her by leaving straw in a pen and she's so fat she needs a cornerstone! BooBoo: omg that is fat Elfus: Ouch! Poor Mom's! cory0210: You gonna take that yerbouti? Yerbouti: Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo momma. cory0210: Oh, thats a thrid degree burn! Sefet: Yo momma's so ugly her last job was modeling for the beetle garden Yerbouti: Yo momma's so fat, after she got off the chariot, the horse limped for a week. RosieRazor: lol Sefet: Your momma's so fat her only acro move is "Wobble"! Karmen: 4th degree burn on Yerbout! Yerbouti: Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb she thinks "distaff" is what "dat infection she got" is and she's so fat people hide cicada cages in her rolls! cory0210: I'd hate to find that cage! RosieRazor: omg Sefet hahaha Crone: lots of points for that cicada Elfus: Yerbouti! Show us your worth! cory0210: Okay contestants, its time for our lightening round! Karmen: Stupid Sefet! Now i have to go comfort Yerbouti's mom Yerbouti: Yo momma is like the Saqqara Zoo stinky and free on wednesdays. Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits and she's so fat, you had to learn Structure Reinforcement before she could start sleeping inside! cory0210: Slap each other with as many you mamma jokes as you can in the next two minutes to wrap up or contest in this ligtening round! cory0210: 3 cory0210: 2 cory0210: 1 cory0210: Goooooo! Yerbouti: Yo momma so fat she has her own School of Arch. Sefet: Yo momma's so nasty you can breed beetles in her pits Elfus: *Shows the crowd a sign with "laugh" on it* Yerbouti: Yo momma so hairy when you were born you had rugburn the rest of your life Sefet: Yo momma's so greasy, you could put a deep well in her hair and she's so fat, you could use her her sweat to light ritual torches Yerbouti: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles! Sefet: Yo momma's teeth so crooked, she chews sideways Yerbouti: Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat. Sefet: Yo momma's so dumb so thinks "resin" is dried up grapes. cory0210: Only 30 seconds left! Sefet: Yo momma's so fat when she bathes in Adn, it floods in Saqqarah! Yerbouti: Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Peret and it's still printing ... Sefet: Heck, yo momma's so fat the last time she got in the ocean, Atlantis sank! EvilSnowman: Ha! Yerbouti: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece. cory0210: Okay contestants, thats it@ Sefet: *bows to Yerbouti* BooBoo: gives applause to the contestants Yerbouti: wipes sweat from brow "Whew" RosieRazor: lol nice job to both of you :) Elfus: *Gives applause to BooBoo* cory0210: Elfus and I have watched this contest and come up with our winners, but we want egypt to decide as well! Who do you think won? cory0210: Okay, now then, on to the final portion of our show (yes, we do practice portion control here!): The Better Camps and Gardnes Awards! cory0210: Or, as I like to call them, the Campies! truanna: thwaps CoPrah upside da head. BCAG results! BCAG results! Spit em out already! cory0210: Our Judging process went by color, design, and overall impression. Elfus: First off, I'd like to thank our judges, Ariella, Seba, cory cory0210: Togehter, Elfus, Seba, Aryballa, and I have roamed egypt... cory0210: Now, I turn the show over to Elfus for the results! Elfus! Elfus: Hello everyone! Elfus: Oh wait, Toilet Pause, 5 minutes Orrin: Ehm... Studio correction. Cory got fired for libel. Katma: hi Elfus: Just joking, egypt! ombori: hi cory0210: Please, do get on with it Elfus! Elfus: Before i'd like to start, remember: Don't vote Orrin for DP! Tzalaa: whyever not? Orrin: *elfus got fired too* cory0210: Please folks, ignore Orrin the evil. BooBoo: and at cory also cory0210: Now then, lets get to the results! Elfus: Okay, I'm gonna start with the top 7! Orrin: Orrin is evil cos he's a stuck floating blimp on a speed of 56kb/s due to the retarded phone company cory0210: Okay folks, I'm silencing orrin. cory0210: Please continue Elfus, I'm sure everyone is dying to know. Rania: be nice to Orrin he cant help it Elfus: On the seventh Place, we have Halana, with Stillwaters of Halicarnassus cory0210: A round of applause for Halana! Crone: *clap clap* BooBoo: clap clap Crone: looks at Katma Elfus: Oh wait, Halan is sixth, and Tzalaa is seventh Rania: woot Halana :) IaruHetep: *claps in a circular motion* Tzalaa: woohoo cory0210: Now then, in 6th place we have.... BooBoo: clap clap truanna: *clapclaps for both tzalaa and halana* Elfus: On a fifth Place, We have Lill, With the Egyptian Life Guildhall BooBoo: clap clap yay lill and el cory0210: Quite a spectacular feat of design, but lacking a bit in size. Orrin: yes truanna, please stick to hand claps. Bingo wings are not nice. Elfus: On a 4th place, we have Sesnut & Injeru, With the Valley of Hathor's bowl truanna: shaddup orrin, or I'll bonk you with your rod again BooBoo: clap clap cory0210: In third place is... Rania: clap clap Elfus: Shemei! Elfus: With Dag and Shem's Retreat BooBoo: clap clap Sefet: *clap clap*

Credits

Credits:
Lead Producer: Elfus
In coordination with: The Funtasy Mic Guild
A PRET Production.
And Don't forget... CORY!

Badges, Awards and other shizzle that's worth nothing

All ye' badges that are given out on behalf of Funtasy and Our Male Oprah.

• Stonking Great Gardener: TBA
• Stonking Great Gardener Runner-Up: TBA
• Momma Punisher: Sefet
• Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual Female Punisher: MariahBoPeep
• Most Evil, Cruel and Unusual (we think) Male Punisher: Teppy