User:Zomboe/Monkey Poem Log

E! log of the Monkey Poem contest:

2009-01-26 01:00:40 Zomboe: Monkey poem contest starts in half an hour here in E!, prize is a very good hatchet :)
2009-01-26 01:01:04 WilliamRoberts: Ahh thanks for the info!
2009-01-26 01:05:04 Nkuku: monkey poem contest???
2009-01-26 01:05:19 Prinzess: Zom, where can I find out the requirements of this contest ?
2009-01-26 01:08:36 Jakaro: acro line still going in SA NO QUEUE at this point in time!
2009-01-26 01:08:36 Zomboe: just submit an original poem about monkeys here in E! when the contest starts, winner gets 9757 hatchet Mr. Saturn :)
2009-01-26 01:08:37 Zomboe: you can submit as many poems as you like
2009-01-26 01:08:37 Zomboe: hopefully it won't get too chaotic...
2009-01-26 01:10:41 Valerium: why a monkey?
2009-01-26 01:11:06 BooBoo: when is that contest
2009-01-26 01:11:06 ellorin: why not a Roo.... ok i get back back in my box now...
2009-01-26 01:11:25 Philadelphia: does it have to be a monkey? how about a Vigil or about a girl?
2009-01-26 01:11:47 Morrigan: will you be announcing the start of it here?
2009-01-26 01:12:09 Philadelphia: my client is a true arTEEST
2009-01-26 01:12:11 Everyl: It has to be a monkey because Zomboe wants to see us dance for his amusement in exchange for that hatchet. :-p
2009-01-26 01:12:13 Zomboe: it has to be about a monkey, cause I like monkeys :) and to make it sillier. starts in about 20 minutes, I will announce the start
2009-01-26 01:12:14 Heplotep: comprimise Phili.. make it about a girl monkey at a vigil
2009-01-26 01:12:48 Nekojin: Zomboe: Perhaps you could grab the P! mike for better control?
2009-01-26 01:13:11 Kazin: *Pulls out Tablet of Paper* :)
2009-01-26 01:13:44 Korrin: um.. zomboe? i have several verses... can you put them all up in order? are you posting?
2009-01-26 01:14:12 Rigel: Hi
2009-01-26 01:14:20 Rigel: Oops. wrong chat
2009-01-26 01:14:34 Zomboe: ok how about this, chat me your poems and i will post them, that way the lines won't get mixed up :)
2009-01-26 01:14:42 Zomboe: you can chat them to me now if you want
2009-01-26 01:15:24 Valerium: are you going to say who's each is. mine will be horrible. hehe
2009-01-26 01:17:06 Orrin: There you go Zomboe :p
2009-01-26 01:17:33 Zomboe: yes I will name the author, I am sure nobody will criticize
2009-01-26 01:18:36 Seba: Im sure the E! mod will delete them if they try it {no im not the mod}
2009-01-26 01:20:20 Neophant: Sinai has opened Holticulture. The bulb is Clarity new bulb for Egypt
2009-01-26 01:22:56 Valerium: there once was a monkey from nantuket...
2009-01-26 01:23:34 Nekojin: Who put his coconuts in a bucket...
2009-01-26 01:23:35 ellorin: who always bathed in a bucket
2009-01-26 01:23:54 ellorin: and i am not posting the last line ;)
2009-01-26 01:24:04 Orrin: Way ahead of you there, done a limerick for Teppy already
2009-01-26 01:24:04 Philadelphia: and the one day said....
2009-01-26 01:24:41 Orrin: I'll see you in bed...
2009-01-26 01:25:01 Orrin: Replied the other, just *** it!
2009-01-26 01:25:04 ellorin: shhhhh ok not posting
2009-01-26 01:25:06 Morrigan: thjis could get quite chaoticx
2009-01-26 01:25:07 ellorin: lol
2009-01-26 01:25:24 Orrin: xD
2009-01-26 01:25:24 Zomboe: LOL
2009-01-26 01:25:44 ellorin: who said Nantucket tssk
2009-01-26 01:26:06 Kessidy: Is there a Legacy of Sage that is available to introduce themselves to me for Harmony?
2009-01-26 01:26:32 Zomboe: ok, I will start posting contest entries in 5 minutes, you can still chat me new entries as I do so. But please don't post directly to E!
2009-01-26 01:26:40 Brucette: I am legacy of sage... near Saqq CS
2009-01-26 01:28:06 Kessidy: TY, on my way
2009-01-26 01:32:49 Orrin: Damn I'm *loving* this contest!
2009-01-26 01:32:50 Zomboe: ok, I will now start posting poems :)
2009-01-26 01:33:44 Zomboe: BooBoo: I have a monkey I would never sell, for even a ton of lead. He has a very fragrant smell, the big chest is his bed. I'm talking about Ranger, his heart he lends and he is one of my favorite friends.
2009-01-26 01:33:48 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:34:39 Zomboe: Nekojin: Donations bring joy
2009-01-26 01:34:41 Zomboe: Nekojin: Small furry beast runs about
2009-01-26 01:34:42 Zomboe: Nekojin: Monkey just for me
2009-01-26 01:34:55 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:35:15 Zomboe: Nekojin: My zoo crew needs to diet
2009-01-26 01:35:17 Zomboe: Nekojin: They're getting kind of chunky
2009-01-26 01:35:17 Zomboe: Nekojin: They all put on the pounds
2009-01-26 01:35:18 Zomboe: Nekojin: Except that hyperactive monkey
2009-01-26 01:35:19 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:36:22 Zomboe: Nekojin: There once was a lad with a monkey
2009-01-26 01:36:23 Zomboe: Nekojin: Who thought that the beast was quite spunky
2009-01-26 01:36:23 Zomboe: Nekojin: When flinging its poo
2009-01-26 01:36:24 Zomboe: Nekojin: It aimed for my shoe
2009-01-26 01:36:24 Zomboe: Nekojin: And made my feet smell quite funky.
2009-01-26 01:36:25 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:37:08 Nekojin: bows
2009-01-26 01:37:09 Morrigan: hahahah
2009-01-26 01:37:31 ellorin: ..............
2009-01-26 01:37:32 Zomboe: Yerbouti: There once was a monkey in Khmun, who danced when you whistled a tune; He rocked and he rolled, and made gestures so bold, the maidens who saw him would swoon!
2009-01-26 01:37:34 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:37:54 Galrin: haha, I like that last one
2009-01-26 01:37:54 Philadelphia: claps
2009-01-26 01:37:55 Aarys: love the last one, made me LOL
2009-01-26 01:37:55 singh: looks like we have a winner :)
2009-01-26 01:38:16 ellorin: ............
2009-01-26 01:38:19 Zomboe: Valerium: There once was a very fine monkey. Who's butt was just a bit chunky. He got shot into space, before the human race. And now walks around kinda funky.
2009-01-26 01:38:20 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:38:48 Zomboe: Korrin: There was a monkey with fleas, He danced in circles and was teased. The Otters made merry, and the camels were harried, and the sheep all fell to their knees.
2009-01-26 01:38:50 Zomboe: Korrin: This monkey's name was Ratchet, and he needed some way to scratch it, He went to Zomboe, but he wasn't home, so much for a trade for a hatchet!
2009-01-26 01:38:59 Zomboe: Korrin: "Take this", he did say, "and forget the pay, for you have won this day with your poem."
2009-01-26 01:39:20 Zomboe: Korrin: A hatchet would scratch it, but oh what would match it, Would somebody take pity on him please?
2009-01-26 01:39:21 Zomboe: Korrin: Itchy and forlorn, he headed for home, but whom did he see in/ his way? Zomboe stood there, with a something shiny and fair, at his feet a hatchet did lay.
2009-01-26 01:39:23 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:40:18 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called fred
2009-01-26 01:40:19 Zomboe: Orrin: Who a great hole in the head
2009-01-26 01:40:20 Zomboe: Orrin: He jumped in a furnace
2009-01-26 01:40:22 Zomboe: Orrin: squealed in earnest
2009-01-26 01:40:23 Zomboe: Orrin: And rolled over on his back dead
2009-01-26 01:40:26 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:41:23 Zomboe: It appears that I put Korrin's poem out of order, let me try again :)
2009-01-26 01:41:40 ellorin: ............
2009-01-26 01:41:43 Zomboe: Korrin: There was a monkey with fleas, He danced in circles and was teased. The Otters made merry, and the camels were harried, and the sheep all fell to their knees.
2009-01-26 01:41:45 Zomboe: Korrin: This monkey's name was Ratchet, and he needed some way to scratch it, He went to Zomboe, but he wasn't home, so much for a trade for a hatchet!
2009-01-26 01:41:47 Zomboe: Korrin: A hatchet would scratch it, but oh what would match it, Would somebody take pity on him please?
2009-01-26 01:41:57 Zomboe: Korrin: Itchy and forlorn, he headed for home, but whom did he see in/ his way? Zomboe stood there, with a something shiny and fair, at his feet a hatchet did lay.
2009-01-26 01:42:16 Zomboe: Korrin: "Take this", he did say, "and forget the pay, for you have won this day with your poem."
2009-01-26 01:42:49 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:43:34 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Teppy
2009-01-26 01:43:35 Zomboe: Orrin: Who was often quite preppy
2009-01-26 01:43:36 Zomboe: Orrin: He made a new furnace
2009-01-26 01:43:37 Zomboe: Orrin: Which caused grief in earnest
2009-01-26 01:43:39 Zomboe: Orrin: Which made said monkey very heppy!
2009-01-26 01:43:41 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:45:01 Zomboe: Heplotep: Monkeys? Bah!
2009-01-26 01:45:03 Zomboe: Heplotep: The fill me with such hate!
2009-01-26 01:45:05 Zomboe: Heplotep: Many many times they'd make off with my dates.
2009-01-26 01:45:08 Zomboe: Heplotep: But times have change is seems and so have their tastes
2009-01-26 01:45:10 Zomboe: Heplotep: Resin is what monkey now crave..
2009-01-26 01:45:16 Zomboe: Heplotep: and if I catch him at it...
2009-01-26 01:45:20 Zomboe: Heplotep: Well, who would give me the blame
2009-01-26 01:45:31 Zomboe: Heplotep: for
2009-01-26 01:45:33 Zomboe: Heplotep: his
2009-01-26 01:45:34 Zomboe: Heplotep: end
2009-01-26 01:46:12 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:47:10 Zomboe: Neophant: There once was a monkey of Zom bo e
2009-01-26 01:47:11 Zomboe: Neophant: He got hold of a very sharp hatchet
2009-01-26 01:47:12 Zomboe: Neophant: He swung it too hard
2009-01-26 01:47:13 Zomboe: Neophant: and hit Zom bo e
2009-01-26 01:47:15 Zomboe: Neophant: Zom bo e took his hatchet away.
2009-01-26 01:47:16 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 01:48:40 Zomboe: I think it is time for a short break :)
2009-01-26 01:48:58 ellorin: ----------------------------
2009-01-26 01:49:00 Kessidy: OK, Last one! Is there a grandson of an oracle available to introduce themselves to me?
2009-01-26 01:49:37 ellorin: there were a few lols and ahs in there too i didn't post so as not to get the poems in a mess
2009-01-26 01:49:45 Ouijdani: I am a grandson -- north of Pacman lake in Meroe -- will be here about 30-40 mins
2009-01-26 01:50:30 Prinzess: yes there are some fantastic poems in the list
2009-01-26 01:53:30 Sefet: -shrug- I don't care too much for monkeys. Monkeys can't buy me love.
2009-01-26 01:55:04 singh: you are holding the monkey the wrong way ;)
2009-01-26 01:55:14 Seba: I think they would make great company.... Sefet... perhaps too good of company.
2009-01-26 01:55:23 Prinzess: now thats getting scary !!!
2009-01-26 01:55:46 singh: /me puts his sheep down, let me show you ...
2009-01-26 01:56:22 ellorin: doesn't want to know what singhs next line is going to be ;)
2009-01-26 01:56:23 Korrin: No Singh.. please! <holds her sides from laughing at the image in her head>
2009-01-26 01:56:24 Prinzess: lol...ack rampit man in gumboots...run...
2009-01-26 01:57:38 Seba: To bad Duncan isn't here, he would love the ideas
2009-01-26 01:57:39 singh: ok, just visualize whatever you just had in your mind :)
2009-01-26 01:58:56 Amhur: is there any acro line going on?
2009-01-26 02:03:09 Zomboe: Time for more poems :)
2009-01-26 02:03:10 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:04:10 Zomboe: Sefet: The Monkey Who Fished for the Moon
2009-01-26 02:04:11 Zomboe: Sefet: In the stillness of Egyptian night,
2009-01-26 02:04:13 Zomboe: Sefet: A monkey regarded the moon.
2009-01-26 02:04:14 Zomboe: Sefet: The slender simian with hand outstretched
2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: Tapped lightly at a lagoon
2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: And wondered then at wandering light
2009-01-26 02:04:18 Zomboe: Sefet: Reflected, from the moon!
2009-01-26 02:04:22 Zomboe: Sefet: He paddled the puddle with a stick he'd fetched
2009-01-26 02:04:27 Zomboe: Sefet: The orb distorted so soon--
2009-01-26 02:04:36 Zomboe: Sefet: Only to reorder in a moment or two
2009-01-26 02:04:40 Zomboe: Sefet: Before the monkey who fished for the moon.
2009-01-26 02:04:59 Zomboe: Sefet: Twas then the primate grew quite irate
2009-01-26 02:05:02 Zomboe: Sefet: At the silvery, shimmering moon
2009-01-26 02:05:06 Zomboe: Sefet: And then once more he stretched out for--
2009-01-26 02:05:11 Zomboe: Sefet: When out came the cry of a loon!
2009-01-26 02:05:17 Zomboe: Sefet: Startled, he fumbled into waters and tumbled,
2009-01-26 02:05:24 Zomboe: Sefet: Discarding all hopes of the moon.
2009-01-26 02:05:28 Zomboe: Sefet: Throughly drenched, his gaze was thus wrenched
2009-01-26 02:05:35 Zomboe: Sefet: To the skies above the lagoon.
2009-01-26 02:05:41 Zomboe: Sefet: And then did he spy where his prey didst fly
2009-01-26 02:05:50 Zomboe: Sefet: From the monkey who fished for the moon.
2009-01-26 02:06:02 Zomboe: Sefet: ---by Sefet Akunosh
2009-01-26 02:06:03 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:06:34 Zomboe: Morrigan: Monkey sacrifices a brick rack Laughing all the way He wanted to offer his otter But she stood up and swayed Sniffed the air and said "There is a better vigil in Saqqarah".
2009-01-26 02:06:34 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:06:49 Prinzess: Very awesome poem Sefet
2009-01-26 02:07:15 ellorin: EgyptianTigress can you submit to Zomboe first please ty
2009-01-26 02:07:48 EgyptianTigress: i sure can, did't know i had to :)
2009-01-26 02:07:55 ellorin: ta
2009-01-26 02:08:56 Seba: Just in case you just tunned, E! is holding a Competition by Zomboe. He is doing a contenst of a poem about a monkey. To enter (if he's still accepting them?) chat the poem to Zomboe to offically enter the contest.
2009-01-26 02:09:21 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:09:31 Zomboe: Zanete: Capering, dancing / Endless fun to watch him play / All because he's stoned. - A haiku
2009-01-26 02:09:34 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:09:45 Zomboe: Yes, it is not too late to enter, thanks everyone :)
2009-01-26 02:10:04 ellorin: any other posts will get held until the contest is done
2009-01-26 02:10:40 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:11:09 Zomboe: Donk: There once was a monkey named Sam
2009-01-26 02:11:11 Zomboe: Donk: Who took all the poems and ran
2009-01-26 02:11:11 Zomboe: Donk: He swung through the air
2009-01-26 02:11:12 Zomboe: Donk: I grabbed at his hair
2009-01-26 02:11:13 Zomboe: Donk: Failed to catch him and don't think I can
2009-01-26 02:11:15 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:13:15 Zomboe: Kazin: workin the forge and stare'in at George...he plays with his bells..well im cooking my nails..dressed kinda frumpy..hes an egyptian monkey..with one hand he spins and the distaff turns clunky..an with the other hand he picks his nose..an then spanks the monkey
2009-01-26 02:13:18 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:14:26 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Curious tree resident, when did you come here?
2009-01-26 02:14:28 Zomboe: Dreasimy: To this island in the sand - do you seek food?
2009-01-26 02:14:29 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Perhaps it is water that drove you here, parched and searching for hours, days, weeks, and
2009-01-26 02:14:31 Zomboe: Dreasimy: miles and miles before you landed here, in this dusty oasis.
2009-01-26 02:14:32 Zomboe: Dreasimy: Wipe the past from your eyes and rejoice in your new home.
2009-01-26 02:14:33 Zomboe: Dreasimy: I accept you, dear monkey, if you accept me, we can be neighbourscfriends.
2009-01-26 02:14:35 Zomboe: Dreasimy: In our little oasis in the sand.
2009-01-26 02:14:35 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:15:18 Zomboe: Brucette: Roses are Red, Monkeys are Blue, I want this hatchet, and you would too!
2009-01-26 02:15:19 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:17:02 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Fred
2009-01-26 02:17:03 Zomboe: Orrin: Who woke with teppy in his bed
2009-01-26 02:17:04 Zomboe: Orrin: Alarmed, he shouted
2009-01-26 02:17:04 Zomboe: Orrin: Whilst Teppy just pouted
2009-01-26 02:17:05 Zomboe: Orrin: And complained the hookah had gone to his head
2009-01-26 02:17:06 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:17:14 ellorin: hahahaha
2009-01-26 02:17:43 Niut: LOL Orrin!
2009-01-26 02:20:07 ellorin: ----------
2009-01-26 02:20:12 Zomboe: Orrin: Two monkeys were sat drinking wine
2009-01-26 02:20:12 Zomboe: Orrin: Whilst sniffing an incense of pine
2009-01-26 02:20:13 Zomboe: Orrin: Said one to the other
2009-01-26 02:20:16 Zomboe: Orrin: Shall we have another?
2009-01-26 02:20:17 Zomboe: Orrin: But they started a Hookah of mine!
2009-01-26 02:20:26 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:20:55 Zomboe: Ping: A Monkey named Joe set a trap
2009-01-26 02:20:55 Zomboe: Ping: He pretended to take a short nap
2009-01-26 02:20:56 Zomboe: Ping: As the humans walked by
2009-01-26 02:20:56 Zomboe: Ping: Joe cracked open his eye
2009-01-26 02:20:57 Zomboe: Ping: And chucked a large handful of crap
2009-01-26 02:20:57 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:21:40 EgyptianTigress: i love it ping!
2009-01-26 02:21:44 ellorin: loves it too :)
2009-01-26 02:21:58 ellorin: ----------
2009-01-26 02:22:00 Zomboe: Fugue: That simian is dancing fairly funky,
2009-01-26 02:22:09 ellorin: eeps sorry
2009-01-26 02:22:34 ellorin: ----------
2009-01-26 02:23:19 Zomboe: Fugue: What is that over yonder?
2009-01-26 02:23:20 Zomboe: Fugue: That simian is dancing fairly funky,
2009-01-26 02:23:20 Zomboe: Fugue: Could a hookah to be to blame?
2009-01-26 02:23:21 Zomboe: Fugue: Let's call it the crazy monkey!!!!
2009-01-26 02:23:22 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:23:49 Zomboe: Vulpine: If I had a hammer like Zomboe I would pound it all day Instead only with his monkey will he play We beg and plead giving him no rest And in the end he only gives us this silly contest
2009-01-26 02:23:52 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:25:06 Zomboe: Prinzess: There was a monkey named Jin
2009-01-26 02:25:09 Zomboe: Prinzess: Who thought he could sing
2009-01-26 02:25:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: He practised day and night
2009-01-26 02:25:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: Jin thought his voice was such a delight
2009-01-26 02:25:15 Tabytha: Monkey See, Monkey Do...Oh, what can we make...with Monkey Poo?
2009-01-26 02:25:17 Zomboe: Prinzess: The other monkeys fled
2009-01-26 02:25:19 Zomboe: Prinzess: Because their ears bled
2009-01-26 02:25:26 Zomboe: Prinzess: The singing contest came
2009-01-26 02:25:32 Zomboe: Prinzess: Jin grinned at the fame
2009-01-26 02:25:37 Zomboe: Prinzess: He stood in the ampitheatre
2009-01-26 02:25:41 Zomboe: Prinzess: opened his voice to every critter
2009-01-26 02:25:48 Zomboe: Prinzess: Bananas began to fly
2009-01-26 02:25:52 Zomboe: Prinzess: Hit his head high
2009-01-26 02:25:54 Zomboe: Prinzess: Still he bravely sung
2009-01-26 02:25:56 Zomboe: Prinzess: Another banana flung
2009-01-26 02:26:05 Zomboe: Prinzess: His mouth opened wide
2009-01-26 02:26:07 Zomboe: Prinzess: Banana landed inside
2009-01-26 02:26:13 Zomboe: Prinzess: The crowd cheers
2009-01-26 02:26:20 Zomboe: Prinzess: Poor Jin left in tears
2009-01-26 02:26:24 Zomboe: Prinzess: He is seen now and then
2009-01-26 02:26:26 Zomboe: Prinzess: Never to eat bananas again !!
2009-01-26 02:26:29 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:27:38 Zomboe: murtha: there once was a monkey from ADN who went in search for a maiden. But alas, so long had he tarried, all the maidens were married
2009-01-26 02:27:38 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:28:04 Zomboe: Trillian: I aint no poet, For truth I know it, But for a hatchet, I'll have to try it.
2009-01-26 02:28:05 Zomboe: Trillian: I once saw a monkey, It's name was Paul, He was very hairy, And he had one ball.
2009-01-26 02:28:07 Zomboe: Trillian: All the other monkeys, Thought Paul was very cool, So they bought a hatchet from zomboe, Then headed to the pool.
2009-01-26 02:28:09 Zomboe: Trillian: The water was red from where they bled, But not one scream did they make, Cause Mr. Saturn was indeed a very sharp blade, Thankfully! For thier sake.
2009-01-26 02:28:12 Zomboe: Trillian: So now all the monekys look the same, And to egypt they have moved, So pick up your one ball monkey today, There fun I hope I've proved
2009-01-26 02:28:14 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:29:52 Zomboe: Michotep: There once were 3 monkeys that lived by the Nile, who observed the antics of man for a while..
2009-01-26 02:29:53 Zomboe: Michotep: The first covered his eyes and said astounded!...I can longer watch them despoil the beauty that abounded...
2009-01-26 02:29:56 Zomboe: Michotep: The second then covered his ears with his hands, I can no longer listen to the destuction of our land...
2009-01-26 02:29:57 Zomboe: Michotep: The third then said before covering his mouth, our wisdom should tell us, we need to move further south... ;)
2009-01-26 02:29:59 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey of Oni
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Who decided he wanted a pony
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: To teppy he plead
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Who turned round and said
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: Orrin: Just get used to being so lonely
2009-01-26 02:30:43 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:31:27 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey fond of dates
2009-01-26 02:31:27 Zomboe: Orrin: But trade was at such abyssimal rates
2009-01-26 02:31:28 Zomboe: Orrin: To The Goods he turned
2009-01-26 02:31:28 Zomboe: Orrin: but his advance was spurned
2009-01-26 02:31:29 Zomboe: Orrin: Being told; We wont serve you nor your mates!
2009-01-26 02:31:30 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:32:08 Zomboe: Tulani: The monkey Abu from Aladdin
2009-01-26 02:32:08 Zomboe: Tulani: The hearts of small children did gladden.
2009-01-26 02:32:09 Zomboe: Tulani: But he left with his wife
2009-01-26 02:32:09 Zomboe: Tulani: For the nomadic life
2009-01-26 02:32:10 Zomboe: Tulani: Now they're dancing round compounds in Adn.
2009-01-26 02:32:10 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:33:07 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey named Gus
2009-01-26 02:33:08 Zomboe: Orrin: With a terrible tendancy to cuss
2009-01-26 02:33:08 Zomboe: Orrin: To Teppy he swore
2009-01-26 02:33:09 Zomboe: Orrin: Without thought afore
2009-01-26 02:33:10 Zomboe: Orrin: And ended up causing much fuss!
2009-01-26 02:33:10 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: There once was a monkey called Shri
2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: who got hold of the mic for E!
2009-01-26 02:33:44 Zomboe: Orrin: Though most were unfazed
2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: Orrin: Alarm was quickly raised
2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: Orrin: When the monkey started drenching it in pee!
2009-01-26 02:33:46 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:34:28 Zomboe: peterb: "Oh foul-handed ape / Feces falls on my shoulders / like warm summer rain"
2009-01-26 02:34:31 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:34:31 Zomboe: Ok, good time to take another break :)
2009-01-26 02:35:00 ellorin: posting a few messages and whoever asked for the hookah bowl trade please can you repost it ty
2009-01-26 02:35:09 Nkuku: lol, not another break! that'll give orrin time to write more lol
2009-01-26 02:35:09 Gamma: The Januaary 2009 Fiasco King/Queen Nominations are now running of the forums in the Purgatory Section.
2009-01-26 02:35:10 Marcus: WTB Huge Topaz, good deal, chat me!
2009-01-26 02:35:13 recond1te: If you have any of these moves (HS IPU JJ PW PU ST Squats) and willing to acro Pm me ty..
2009-01-26 02:35:32 ellorin: and one poem not about monkeys too ;)
2009-01-26 02:35:36 Imnothotep: My poems are simple, but they always rhyme
2009-01-26 02:35:36 Imnothotep: I'm not into herbs, but never pass a Thyme
2009-01-26 02:35:41 Imnothotep: I like drinking wines, but I crave something stronger
2009-01-26 02:35:41 Imnothotep: We knew distillation but yet I stayed sober :S
2009-01-26 02:39:59 Chart: Looking for a good hooka bowl. hat me pls:)
2009-01-26 02:40:00 Chart: *chat
2009-01-26 02:40:15 Zomboe: To keep this from lasting forever, I will no longer be taking poem submissions, sorry :) There are still quite a few more to post
2009-01-26 02:45:25 ellorin: traders might want to repost at the end of the contest since all this will scroll off
2009-01-26 02:45:33 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:45:42 Zomboe: Nkuku: Monkey Donkey
2009-01-26 02:45:43 Zomboe: Nkuku: ---
2009-01-26 02:45:44 Zomboe: Nkuku: How rare it is to see a monkey
2009-01-26 02:45:44 Zomboe: Nkuku: even for Egyptian ways
2009-01-26 02:45:53 Zomboe: Nkuku: a monkey with the bottom of a donkey
2009-01-26 02:45:54 Zomboe: Nkuku: that upon sticking a pin in it,
2009-01-26 02:46:03 Zomboe: Nkuku: will warp to a translucent world of haze.
2009-01-26 02:46:11 Zomboe: Nkuku: Grasspicking and smoking from a hookah,
2009-01-26 02:46:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: this donkey monkey merrily is,
2009-01-26 02:46:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: never heard of charcoal or Chukkah,
2009-01-26 02:46:21 Zomboe: Nkuku: high on this herb, giving him a fit,
2009-01-26 02:46:26 Zomboe: Nkuku: with a slight sense of dry moss whizz.
2009-01-26 02:46:36 Zomboe: Nkuku: His life seems so easy, nothing said or spoken,
2009-01-26 02:46:43 Zomboe: Nkuku: but under all that goes a life of pain,
2009-01-26 02:46:49 Zomboe: Nkuku: because the Chariot is broken!
2009-01-26 02:46:50 Zomboe: Nkuku: He can't get back to his friend the otter,
2009-01-26 02:46:52 Zomboe: Nkuku: and of course the beetles, with patterns so insane!
2009-01-26 02:47:04 Zomboe: Nkuku: But Teppy is there to help him out!
2009-01-26 02:47:12 Zomboe: Nkuku: He warps him back to the banks of the river Nile
2009-01-26 02:47:13 Zomboe: Nkuku: where the grass is green and where there's never drought,
2009-01-26 02:47:19 Zomboe: Nkuku: And even though this monkey donkey is hidden from sight,
2009-01-26 02:47:28 Zomboe: Nkuku: he still lives right beside a huge donkey monkey dung pile!
2009-01-26 02:47:30 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:49:02 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: There was a small monkey named Fred Whose fur was the color of red He went out for a stroll And he fell in a hole So he had to be pulled out by thread
2009-01-26 02:49:02 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:49:43 Zomboe: orenwolf: In the forest, up a tree,
2009-01-26 02:49:44 Zomboe: orenwolf: There's this monkey, hanging free,
2009-01-26 02:49:44 Zomboe: orenwolf: Swinging with his hands and feet,
2009-01-26 02:49:45 Zomboe: orenwolf: Hungry, and looking to eat.
2009-01-26 02:49:45 Zomboe: orenwolf: Bananas look to have grown nearby,
2009-01-26 02:49:46 Zomboe: orenwolf: And Lo! They've caught the monkey's eye,
2009-01-26 02:49:48 Zomboe: orenwolf: The monkey dashes, grabs, and starts to peel,
2009-01-26 02:49:48 Zomboe: orenwolf: That's how he's won a monkey meal.
2009-01-26 02:49:49 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:50:35 Zomboe: Orrin: There was once a monkey named Marge
2009-01-26 02:50:35 Zomboe: Orrin: Who was just a little too large
2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: She jumped from a tree
2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: Injured her knee
2009-01-26 02:50:36 Zomboe: Orrin: Forcing Teppy to give her a massage
2009-01-26 02:50:37 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:51:00 Zomboe: Marcus: watch the monkey run
2009-01-26 02:51:01 Zomboe: Marcus: off in to the golden sun
2009-01-26 02:51:01 Zomboe: Marcus: to smoke your hookah
2009-01-26 02:51:02 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:51:28 Zomboe: Orrin: I once met a monkey named Suka
2009-01-26 02:51:28 Zomboe: Orrin: Who went wherever life took her
2009-01-26 02:51:29 Zomboe: Orrin: She'd close one eye
2009-01-26 02:51:29 Zomboe: Orrin: look up at the sky
2009-01-26 02:51:30 Zomboe: Orrin: and blow smoke rings from out of her hookah
2009-01-26 02:51:30 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:52:03 Zomboe: Nkuku: C'mon monkey .. get up, stand up!
2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: Lil' brown monkey of mine
2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: You're so cute with your coconut cup
2009-01-26 02:52:05 Zomboe: Nkuku: Sitting next to that conflict shrine
2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: Nkuku: But I've got better for you, a masterpiece, yup
2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: Nkuku: So come on over, cute monkey, and dine!
2009-01-26 02:52:07 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: Zomboe has to be thanked
2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: For this contest to find the poem best ranked
2009-01-26 02:52:46 Zomboe: fryoj: But its too bad cause I'm not a Poet
2009-01-26 02:52:47 Zomboe: fryoj: And I certainly do know it
2009-01-26 02:52:47 Zomboe: fryoj: So instead my Monkey's going to get spanked!
2009-01-26 02:52:48 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:53:30 Zomboe: Mespho: there once was a monkey named Phat
2009-01-26 02:53:30 Zomboe: Mespho: who wore this weird little hat
2009-01-26 02:53:31 Zomboe: Mespho: he'd flip and tumble and run and swing
2009-01-26 02:53:32 Zomboe: Mespho: why, once he pooped on the head of Ping
2009-01-26 02:53:32 Zomboe: Mespho: Ping was cross and gathered his hatchet
2009-01-26 02:53:33 Zomboe: Mespho: but the monkey was quicker
2009-01-26 02:53:35 Zomboe: Mespho: with his tail he did snatch it
2009-01-26 02:53:36 Zomboe: Mespho: giving the man a dirty look
2009-01-26 02:53:37 Zomboe: Mespho: he raised the weapon and Ping's head he took
2009-01-26 02:53:40 Zomboe: Mespho: it was so fast Ping felt not a pain
2009-01-26 02:53:44 Zomboe: Mespho: and the monkey named Phat feasted on brain
2009-01-26 02:53:48 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:54:46 Zomboe: Nkuku: There once was a monkey called Orrin
2009-01-26 02:54:47 Zomboe: Nkuku: He kicked everyone's door in
2009-01-26 02:54:47 Zomboe: Nkuku: To steal their ore
2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: Nkuku: And their papy on Nile's shore
2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: Nkuku: But his reactory didn't work coz the manual was foreign!
2009-01-26 02:54:48 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:56:39 Zomboe: Orrin: A monkey once tried a reactory
2009-01-26 02:56:40 Zomboe: Orrin: But found the result unsatisfactory
2009-01-26 02:56:40 Zomboe: Orrin: He shrieked on his stage
2009-01-26 02:56:41 Zomboe: Orrin: Defacated in rage
2009-01-26 02:56:41 Zomboe: Orrin: the result was quite olfactory!
2009-01-26 02:56:42 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:57:20 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: A monkey went a hunting In the desert one fine day He was searching for cicadas And didn't want to stray...
2009-01-26 02:57:21 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: Climbing high on mountain tops Looking high and low Running all around the sand His excitement starting to grow...
2009-01-26 02:57:21 Zomboe: EgyptianTigress: Hark unto his ears they heard A buzzing sound so clear He turned to the left, then to the right A cicada cage is near!
2009-01-26 02:57:22 Zomboe: -----
2009-01-26 02:57:57 Zomboe: Ok, I think that is all of them, please let me know if I missed yours :)
2009-01-26 02:58:32 Zomboe: Thank you poets for your poem, ellorin for her hard, and everyone for your patience :)
2009-01-26 02:58:32 ellorin: Back to regular posting now ty Zomboe
2009-01-26 02:58:47 Marcus: WTB 40 alumninum
2009-01-26 02:58:48 thereshia: I have balance and wisdom vine cuttings..is anyone swapping cuttings?
2009-01-26 02:58:48 Zomboe: *her hard work
2009-01-26 02:59:50 CatharsisQueen: when do we know who wins?
2009-01-26 03:01:01 Spooner: Great Poems everyone. Thank you for a fun evening
2009-01-26 03:01:01 Kartal: Looking for 7 Slave's Bread and 7 PF mushies chat me if you have them and are willing to trade. Thanks
2009-01-26 03:01:02 Orrin: When Zomboe says!
2009-01-26 03:01:03 diania: sadly mine didnt pass the umm censors it had some bad words in it hehe
2009-01-26 03:01:41 Zomboe: I am going to pick my favorite 3 and give prizes, would the audience like to agree on a favorite too that I can reward?
2009-01-26 03:01:42 Mespho: send me a copy diania lol
2009-01-26 03:01:44 Atrayou: looking to trade for 2 therms
2009-01-26 03:01:55 Spooner: yeah the George Carlin exclusion Rule
2009-01-26 03:02:31 CatharsisQueen: Korrin!!
2009-01-26 03:03:34 Spooner: I got here late but I laughed ant so many I cant remember them all, loved the monkey fishing for the moon though
2009-01-26 03:04:02 Zomboe: and just a reminder that E! is logged on atitd.org
2009-01-26 03:04:39 Nkuku: http://services.atitd.org/log.php
2009-01-26 03:05:16 Yerbouti: note my flawless scansion!
2009-01-26 03:05:33 Spooner: ty will read the rest
2009-01-26 03:06:04 Nkuku: on that link: select E! and mind to read backwards if you choose descending
2009-01-26 03:06:05 ellorin: i liked Korrins too
2009-01-26 03:08:33 RedCrowley: Korrin!
2009-01-26 03:12:25 grlfury: hello
2009-01-26 03:12:41 Trillian: Sefet- monkey fishing for moon- gets my vote- funny original well written
2009-01-26 03:13:49 Prinzess: sefet too
2009-01-26 03:16:06 Zomboe: Ok, I have read them again, they are all very good :)
2009-01-26 03:16:07 blondie: looking for , um....3 witnesses or so for a wedding in Adn, any takers?
2009-01-26 03:16:38 Zomboe: My favorite was Sefet's, Mespho's (since it involved eating brains!), and finally peterb's (since it made me laugh the most). Korrin wins the audience selection, all will recieve hatchets as prizes :)
2009-01-26 03:16:39 Yamantalai: I'm available
2009-01-26 03:17:09 Prinzess: I will witness
2009-01-26 03:17:29 Prinzess: ohhh adn...no sorry, a long way to go for me
2009-01-26 03:18:05 Orrin: Gz!
2009-01-26 03:18:06 Prinzess: well done Korrin :)
2009-01-26 03:18:48 Nekojin: Congrats to the winners!
2009-01-26 03:18:50 Michotep: grats all and thanks for entertaining contest
2009-01-26 03:19:41 Nkuku: gratz! :)
2009-01-26 03:20:00 diania: well done folks
2009-01-26 03:20:37 Orrin: I just hope Teppy doesn't wake up in bed with a monkey at the player meet!
2009-01-26 03:21:03 Nkuku: hahaha