User:Basilius/NubianEgypt

A Nubian Egypt

(Get it? a Newbie in Egypt)

Hello, my name is Basilius, I am a traveler of many lands, and am still new to Egypt. (or at least was when I wrote this on my fourth day of play--Basilius 23:39, 2 December 2016 (EST))

After reading some other guides, clearly written by more experienced Egyptians, I felt I should offer my own view point, that of the new comer, to help other new comers with their first days in country.

Let me be the first to welcome you to Egypt. Of course I'm not though am I? If you found this guide before meeting anyone else in Egypt, you are already off to a horrible start. Don't worry, that's why I'm here, to tell you what you are doing wrong.

So I shall rephrase . . .

First, let me welcome you to Egypt, Land of the Pharaoh. Really, you'll see him around more often than you would expect, I spent half my first day tip toeing past him, hoping I wasn't being a nuisance, fool that I am.

Welcome to Egypt, this is not what you were expecting. I promise. Lets get to it.

Rules of survival in the Wild'n'Wide are true every where, even in the big Sandy.

• Rule #1 Wherever you go, make friends.
• Rule #2 Eat, drink, and dance at every opportunity.
• Rule #3 Flexibility is a function of Mobility and Stability.
• Rule #4 Always have a plan.

I'm a drifter. I've wandered from city to city, land to land, world to world. Following these rules has kept me alive in places where I didn't know the language, and in places that have rarely heard language.

They are just as real in Pharaoh's Egypt. Let me explain each one to you in terms of Egypt, if not other worlds.