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Coronation of the Carpentry Benches and Execution of the Wood Planes Ceremony

Top part cut off (but the first four carp blades were passed to the three others to crown the carpentry benches with:

Gahiji needs to buy cermony skill

TabiaSiti: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Zreyas: Crowns this carp bench with a 7134 blade, to rule over all the others

TabiaSiti: um Zrey

Zreyas begins the solomn march ot the wood planes

Gahiji: we're done with slate forever (or tonight) may in rot in the mud!

Amrissy: omg this is sad

TabiaSiti: can WhoDat, your son...be a jester of carp blades? with a 5k?

Pfft marches over to the wood planes

TabiaSiti: :P

Kric: <flips and dances at benches>

Zreyas: why yes of course Tabs

Kric: <checks where he put sledge hammer>

TabiaSiti: lol

TabiaSiti: OH YEAH

TabiaSiti: how to make?

Zreyas sniffs

TabiaSiti: sledge hammer?

Zreyas: G, I can't take the emotion, can you start ?

TabiaSiti: lol

Kric: hahahahah

Gahiji: die evel wood plane!

Zreyas doesn't see remorse in G's eyes or hammer

Gahiji: evel is slang for stuff the breaks a lot

Zreyas loooks at kric

Kric: begone you slate consumer!!!!

Zreyas: laughs !!

Gahiji: haha!

Pfft looks at the toher two then to the carp blade and says "PFFT!" really loud, watching it crumble

Kric: LOL

Zreyas: roars laughing

Gahiji: many long walk on moonlit beaches holding... piles of slate to feed these beasts!

Kric: amen!!!!

Zreyas wipes his eyes trying to see the last one picking up a torch

Zreyas dumps dung on it first

Zreyas relentlessly torches the last wood plane

Zreyas: damn bastards , see you in hell

Yondri: lol

Kric: LOL!!!!!

Zreyas: puts a piece of slate left into a specimen case and throws it into the water

Gahiji: we've left the stone age behind! we're now officially in the IRON age!

TabiaSiti: LOL

Zreyas: I here by forbid to see any wood planes on the BP premises again under penalty of gathering 1000 slate !!!

Gahiji: lol Kric: lol Uga: LOL

Kric: <bench passes with flying colors>

Gahiji: yep! ok, now we're set!

Kric: painless boards !!!!!

Gahiji: all that mining was worth it! real brickrack, looms, rakes, and now carp benches! A wonderful day!

Yondri: ya its that time of the tale again I see. I need to start beg, borrowing and stealing for a good hatchet or at least using my womanly ways to get one LOL