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Coronation of the Carpentry Benches and Execution of the Wood Planes Ceremony
Top part cut off (but the first four carp blades were passed to the three others to crown the carpentry benches with:
Gahiji needs to buy cermony skill
TabiaSiti: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Zreyas: Crowns this carp bench with a 7134 blade, to rule over all the others
TabiaSiti: um Zrey
Zreyas begins the solomn march ot the wood planes
Gahiji: we're done with slate forever (or tonight) may in rot in the mud!
Amrissy: omg this is sad
TabiaSiti: can WhoDat, your son...be a jester of carp blades? with a 5k?
Pfft marches over to the wood planes
TabiaSiti: :P
Kric: <flips and dances at benches>
Zreyas: why yes of course Tabs
Kric: <checks where he put sledge hammer>
TabiaSiti: lol
TabiaSiti: OH YEAH
TabiaSiti: how to make?
Zreyas sniffs
TabiaSiti: sledge hammer?
Zreyas: G, I can't take the emotion, can you start ?
TabiaSiti: lol
Kric: hahahahah
Gahiji: die evel wood plane!
Zreyas doesn't see remorse in G's eyes or hammer
Gahiji: evel is slang for stuff the breaks a lot
Zreyas loooks at kric
Kric: begone you slate consumer!!!!
Zreyas: laughs !!
Gahiji: haha!
Pfft looks at the toher two then to the carp blade and says "PFFT!" really loud, watching it crumble
Kric: LOL
Zreyas: roars laughing
Gahiji: many long walk on moonlit beaches holding... piles of slate to feed these beasts!
Kric: amen!!!!
Zreyas wipes his eyes trying to see the last one picking up a torch
Zreyas dumps dung on it first
Zreyas relentlessly torches the last wood plane
Zreyas: damn bastards , see you in hell
Yondri: lol
Kric: LOL!!!!!
Zreyas: puts a piece of slate left into a specimen case and throws it into the water
Gahiji: we've left the stone age behind! we're now officially in the IRON age!
TabiaSiti: LOL
Zreyas: I here by forbid to see any wood planes on the BP premises again under penalty of gathering 1000 slate !!!
Gahiji: lol Kric: lol Uga: LOL
Kric: <bench passes with flying colors>
Gahiji: yep! ok, now we're set!
Kric: painless boards !!!!!
Gahiji: all that mining was worth it! real brickrack, looms, rakes, and now carp benches! A wonderful day!
Yondri: ya its that time of the tale again I see. I need to start beg, borrowing and stealing for a good hatchet or at least using my womanly ways to get one LOL
