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User:Rabble/customers

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Tiger from Taygete said this:

"I ordered 20 Brass and 4 OSM on Monday. Five days later he delivered 4 Steel and 1 Mud Granite. This guy sucks! I'll never use him again"


Samantha from Sterope claims:

"Rabble delivered my order on time but he keeps asking me to be his Facebook friend. I'm not even on Facebook. And why does he keep e-mailing me photos of himself in a speedo?? Does ATiTD have restraining orders?"


Marty from Merope noted:

"I buy all my marbles and alloys from someone else"


Calista from Celaeno explained:

"His prices keep changing. I ordered 100 Steel and intended to pay with flax. But when Rabble delivered the order, he explained that his costs went up due to shipping problems and taxes and I now had to send him my first born son. I'm sure gonna miss that boy."


Even the developers chime in:

2010-11-06 14:17:39 Tarpy here<cr> 2010-11-06 14:18:02 Why does Rabble keep saying I work at Burger King?<cr> 2010-11-06 14:19:23 Because I don't work there<cr> 2010-11-06 14:21:10 Sure I go there a lot. Who wouldn't? And sometimes I wear the Burger King outfit and go behind the counter. But I don't work there, damnit<cr>